Child’s Survival Is Message from God To Wear Ski Helmets

AllyG wrote:

.. I ever got called into the Headmasters office on account of my children's behaviour was when my 5 year old younger daughter had very loudly 'whispered' the true facts about Father Christmas to her friend during morning assembly. I had judged that she was ready for the truth, but apparently the rest of the kids, staff, and parents were not :shock:

Ally

That the Father Christmas in the Grotto in the Department Store is not real..

That it's likely to be a slightly dodgy old bloke who, for some reason likes to sit small children on his lap....

Reindeer cannot fly, as they have no wings....

The jolly, plump Santa image we can all visualise is all down to the Coca Cola company...

bandit wrote:Reindeer cannot fly, as they have no wings....

Now you're just being silly. Everyone knows that reindeer fly on their magic hooves.

Er, what was the topic? :oops:

Yes all these slurs on the authenticity of Santa and flying reindeer are meaningless to my 10 year old son, but personally I am finding them very upsetting and may have to complain... You'll be claiming there's no tooth fairy next.

J2SkiNews wrote:Yes all these slurs on the authenticity of Santa and flying reindeer are meaningless to my 10 year old son, but personally I am finding them very upsetting and may have to complain... You'll be claiming there's no tooth fairy next.

Let's get this straight, shall we? Do I have to censor my posts from now on so that they're suitable for 5 year olds as well as 10 year olds (and the rest of us?) :wink:

Ally

This topic has degenerated into something that really highlights the inability of the internet to be succesfully policed.

Please, everyone, remember there are adults reading this and to make spurious and unfounded claims as to the existence or lack of it of iconic people/animals/things is a gross abuse of the freedom that we all enjoy on forums (or forii - which is correct?).

Responsible posting is vital to all our ability to continue to gain value and pleasure from this forum .......

I really do hope the snow gods are not reading this as I, for one, do not want to be the object of their ire and for them to decide that they will remove all the snow in Serre Chevalier next week.
:cry:

I will be strongly suggesting that St.Cristoph should be their primary target if they get upset at the lack of belief shown around here.

Take care everyone.

quote=AllyG]

J2SkiNews wrote:Yes all these slurs on the authenticity of Santa and flying reindeer are meaningless to my 10 year old son, but personally I am finding them very upsetting and may have to complain... You'll be claiming there's no tooth fairy next.

Let's get this straight, shall we? Do I have to censor my posts from now on so that they're suitable for 5 year olds as well as 10 year olds (and the rest of us?) :wink:

Ally