kids say the funniest things !!

Wanderer wrote:The following exchange took place between my 6 year old daughter and her mother on our recent ski trip:

Daughter: "Mum, I would like to bring a present back home for my childminder"

Mum: "Thats a nice idea. Did you have anything in mind?"

Daughter: "Yes. do you think they sell Nicorette here?"

:shock: :shock: :shock:

:mrgreen: :-o :shock:

I was going up on a drag lift and a ski school class were coming along across the slope, the Instructor told them to stop, but a little child decided he knew better.. and skied straight into me, taking out both him and me, and us both sliding down the slope uncontrollably! His quote was 'she got in my way' ... and after a word with both his instructor and his parents later.. I think he learned otherwise!!

He was lucky he was not a kebab on my ski pole!

A couple of years ago, at Cairngorm I heard a very well spoken wee lassie say to her (I assume) dad "Why are there so many neds here today?" (ned = chav, if you don't know)

mr a: "you're so intelligent, Harry"
6 yr old Harry: "what does intelligent mean?"

me, 7 years old, long blonde curly hair, brown eyes, cute little dresses. evil father told me that the word ignorant means beautiful.

At parties he'd call me into the room and stand me in front of all his friends...

dad: "what are you, Caron?"
Caron (twirling my hair, swinging shoulders from side to side, trying to look at cute as possible): "ignorant"

the rapturous laughter still rings in my ears



it's no wonder I'm so disturbed:hunf:

dad: "what are you, Caron?"
Caron (twirling my hair, swinging shoulders from side to side, trying to look at cute as possible): "ignorant"

I can't help but laugh, don't hate me :(

I announced to a house full of people when i was about 6yrs that Cockerels
laid the XL eggs we had eaten for breakfast :shock:



AJ Adele

Pablo Escobar wrote:

dad: "what are you, Caron?"
Caron (twirling my hair, swinging shoulders from side to side, trying to look at cute as possible): "ignorant"

I can't help but laugh, don't hate me :(

if I hated everyone that laughed when I've told that story I wouldn't like anyone.
husband and sons included!