kids say the funniest things !!

caron you are lkoved and respected on j2 and no one is laughing at you x :x :roll:

Pablo Escobar wrote:

Can I have some money Dad

I still use that line... :lol:

ya me too from time to time ..such as.. "dad can I borrow some money for a season passes for the family?" :lol: (err..better get that line ready for June when passes go on sale hee hee hee )


This is a entertaining thread :lol: :lol:

I promised my son I would never repeat the things he has said, so I will keep my promise.........but I never promised my Mum on her latest funny.
My Dad in all his working years was an aircraft technician, flew 100's of times but never a scheduled or passenger flight. My Mum had never flown so he persuaded her last year to go to Scotland and fly for the first time, age 75.
When she got back I asked her how it went, she said.
1. Do you know what they took our cases off us and there were things in it I might have needed.
2. We had to wait 2 hours in a waiting room, ridiculous there were planes coming in all the time, but they would,nt let us on, you would think that 'cos there were people waiting they could have let us on and dropped us off on route.
3. When I was on the plane it so so hot and there was no windows to open
4. I could,nt take my coat and hat off 'cos there was no where to hang it.
5. It so so stupid, for the first 20 minutes we had to wear a seatbelt then they said we could take it off, how stupid what if we had had an accident.

And people wonder why I am a nervous flyer. Mums.........she does not think she will fly again its so overrated :lol:

hilarious!

My wife is the best for the classics:

1. Eating BBQ spare ribs last week she asks 'Are there bones in this?'

2. Driving down the M5 following a car towing a trailer tent, the type that concertinas back into the trailer she asks 'Is that caravan specially designed for shorter people?'

Love her dearly but I could write a book.

My mams credit card was cloned a couple of years back, and they phoned her to authorise a payment of £500.00 to timberland (clothing) her reply was .......

"No of course i havent spent 500.00 at timberland what do you think im doing building a shed"

after laughing for half an hour i had to ring her back and tell her it was a designer clothing store lolol

parents you got to love 'em

My dear old Mum told me she had an appointment at the memory clinic.............yes you've guessed it.............she couldn't remember when she was to go

hmmm, curiously this is turning into the "things to look forward to as you get older" thread :shock:

amanda n wrote:caron you are lkoved and respected on j2 and no one is laughing at you x :x :roll:

thanks mate (respected :shock:???).
trouble is, he still tells the story to people he's just introduced me to :roll: