J2Ski Forum Posts and Replies by freezywater

Tony_H wrote:F*** the 1 star monster.
People need to get a sense of humour round here.

Trencher wrote:
1) Norway 231,396
2) Austria 546,652
3) Slovenia 669,748
4) Sweden 821,008
5) Switzerland 944,322
6) Latvia 1,129,905
7) Estonia 1,315,912
8) Canada 1,590,006
9) Czech Republic 1,704,790
10) Slovakia 1,815,834
11) Croatia 2,246,728
12) Netherlands 2,367,230
13) Germany 3,052,763
14) Belarus 3,241,574
15) South Korea 3,503,199
16) France 5,792,175
17) Poland 6,419,706
18) Australia 6,811,392
19) Russia 9,425,183
20) United States 8,941,176
21) Finland 10,477,692
22) Italy 11,686,699
22) Kazakhstan 15,284,929
24) Japan 25,486,698
25) Great Britain 60,441,457
26) China 120,168,353

The good news, we're only five places behind the US. The bad news, that winter sports haven, Kazakhstan was ahead of us.

Trencher

Tony_H wrote:3D built in interactive piste map?
Or why not attach a satellite dish to your helmet and pick up sky sports news while you are skiing as well?
Or how about a ski bunny indicator, that identifies fit chicks with sticks for you to olge over?
Or a cafe alert, that informs you of the nearest available quality hot chocolate?
Or your own built in pistey basher, that unfolds and smashes those annoying little afternoon mongols (copyright Ally G)?
Maybe even goggles that are edible in case you get hungry and cant wait to get to the self service restaurant?
Or some rotor blades that pop out and can whisk you off to your own off piste mecca somewhere?

Or am I just being a facetious t**t again?

Ian Wickham wrote:

freezywater wrote:

Tony_H wrote:

freezywater wrote:

Tony_H wrote:Zero working days left for me :shock:

And some ridiculously cold weather coming in to the southern alps for the weekend....

where do you get that info from this far out?

Theres this amazing thing called weather forecasting.....

thanks for stating the bleeding obvious, I was hoping for something a little more specific such as snowforecast.com or meteofrance.com :evil:

Freezy don't worry, Tony is getting excited, did you know he is going skiing soon :wink:

Trencher wrote:Copied this image from another forum. The wearer fell and hit the snow (not an object), his shoulder taking the brunt. He was wearing a G meter (it's a carver thing), and found he hit with a force of 4.41Gs. He is buying a new helmet.




Trencher