Messages posted by : NellyPS
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Frost
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Oh yeah, that was the one. |
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Finbar Saunders and his unfeasibly large testicles.
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I love Viz readers letters:
So HMV consider Andy Williams and Dean Martin to be "easy listening" do they? Try telling that to my mate Andy. He's been deaf for 20 years. |
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Tennis (not very ski related)
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Yippeeeeeee! I'm happy to dance :D
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Not heard of them making gloves but they make/used to make snowboards. Assuming its the same company.
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I've had a couple of skiing nightmares, both involved Argentiere and ice.
The first was on a nasty off piste mogully type run, I'd fallen and lost both skis, when I stood up I lost my footing and went careering off the side of the piste (off piste piste) towards a very large rock. I was convinced I was dead but somehow managed to literally steer myself around the rock and then came to a grinding halt and burst into tears. Scared the cr@p out of me. The second, which was the following season, not far from the first incident, was a sheet ice black run, EVERYONE that attempted it fell and slid to the bottom, why they didn't close the run I have no idea, so knowing what was to come I just got on with it and ended up in a bush. Don't think the helicopter at the bottom of the run was much of a comfort either. |
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