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Started by Hamish Macbeth in Ski Chatter - 16 Replies

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Trencher
reply to 'Anybody have any ski jokes?'
posted Jan-2008

The most comfortable liner made is the raichle Thermoflex (also the warmest). These mold perfectly to your foot shape and to the inside of the boot. Liners do have some effect on boot performance so you need to do some research. These are seen mostly in alpine snowboard boots and telemark boots where softer flex is needed. Don't know a UK source.

http://www.moldableliners.com/Pages/liner_info.cfm


Trencher

EDIT whoops, wrong thread. didn't mean to imply thermoflex liners are a joke.
because I'm so inclined .....

Edited 2 times. Last update at 14-Jan-2008

Jan I Stenmark
reply to 'Anybody have any ski jokes?'
posted Jan-2008

Q. How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 2, one to change the bulb and one to say "Nice turn, nice turn!"

Chaletinthemountains
reply to 'Anybody have any ski jokes?'
posted Jan-2008

what's the difference between a snowboard beginner and a snowboard instructor?

About a week

Tony_H
reply to 'Anybody have any ski jokes?'
posted Jan-2008

I thought the Inghams "Earlybirdski" brochure was a book about mornings in Russia.......

Dshenberger
reply to 'Anybody have any ski jokes?'
posted Jan-2008

Well, Pavel, I liked your story! I question your apparent fixation on Atomics. . . You do tempt me to go that route. But, I have to wonder about those "SALOMON Mutix." ;)

Freese
reply to 'Anybody have any ski jokes?'
posted Jan-2008

Jan I Stenmark wrote:Q. How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 2, one to change the bulb and one to say "Nice turn, nice turn!"



i may be way lame... but LMAO!

Twoshortplanks
reply to 'Anybody have any ski jokes?'
posted Jan-2008

HOW TO SKI

Two guys are waiting at the top of a piste while another four women are clipping on their skis and snowboards. The ladies are taking their time.

When the final lady is ready to go they jump off and one immediately falls.
She sprawls around collecting goggles, gloves and lipssticks which have spread themselves all over the hill and refits her ski's.
3 yards later she again goes over and whiffs it completely. The scenario is replayed and the 3rd time time she manages five yards before wiping out.

She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those f*cking lessons I took last winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it, you should have taken skiing lessons instead!"

Pavelski
reply to 'Anybody have any ski jokes?'
posted Jan-2008

Dean,
I am cured from my fixation. Am skiing on Head SL World Cup and Fischer SL.

Atomic was so good to me in the past years, however they are going through some serious "administrative" crisis,,as is Rossignol!

All skis at top level a really great, it was a subtle way to make comment about Jan's choice of Volkls!

On a side note! Where are the women with their MEN jokes!

Topic last updated on 25-January-2008 at 10:18