North Korea Plans Giant Ski Resort

It is quite obvious that Kim Jong Un is a closet boarder, the pants give it away.

Having said that, I am distressed that fellow J2skiers treat this proposition so lightly, shame on you.

Trencher wrote:Kim Jong Un models Burtons 2014 Dictator line of snowboard clothing. The Baggy pants aren't new, but the military style jacket is expected to be the Terrain Park style next season.

In this photo Kim Jong Un is explaining how five thousand political prisoners can do the work of one piste basher. Corduroy? he scowls, have prisoners dragged up the hill on their finger tips.

Like it Trencher :thumbup:

I like this photo. Three stooges on the left especially. You would think they could have made some fake PDAs or IPads for them to hold. The little nut job is probably saying something like, "I told you slopes at 23 degrees, not 19. Change it"

They'll kidnap some ski instructors from Japan for the ski school.

and want to know where all those straight skis went from the charity stores..... Un will set up a fake ski factory, and pretend to be making them.

I can't work out why some of the officers have large salad-bowl like hats and the others don't....storage maybe?

Edgeoftheworld wrote:I can't work out why some of the officers have large salad-bowl like hats and the others don't....storage maybe?

Silly billy, they're obviously satellite dishes :lol:

I just have this incredible urge to give the fat bloke a good slap :lol:

Ian Wickham wrote:I just have this incredible urge to give the fat bloke a good slap :lol:

which one is the fat bloke? Or you mean the little kid in the "next generation" ski clothing? :)

Edgeoftheworld wrote:

Ian Wickham wrote:I just have this incredible urge to give the fat bloke a good slap :lol:

which one is the fat bloke? Or you mean the little kid in the "next generation" ski clothing? :)

Yep thats right the Fat one :D