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Started by Pavelski in Ski Technique - 42 Replies

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Bandit
reply to '5 Mistakes 30% of Women Do!!!!'
posted Mar-2008

pavelski wrote:Trencher,
Two pairs of fleece,,under!!! You have ruined the view!

FIS rules are rules!!! You must NOT wear anything under a race suit!!!

I am sure the women will now want a front view!


I'm not convinced that there would be anything to see..... :lol:

Trencher wrote:
While I can't offer any tackle, how about a little butt...

And in any case, nooooooo, ooh er :shock:

Pavelski
reply to '5 Mistakes 30% of Women Do!!!!'
posted Mar-2008

bandit,
You lead a dangerous life! You have waved a "challenge" towards Trencher!!!

Careful! You do know he does not use poles!!! Something must be "helping" him keep his balance!

If you know anything about nature,,the cheetah uses his tail to counter-balance his fast quick moves when attacking and following prey! I have over the years analyzed Trencher's many pictures and determined ( after blowing up pictures) that he use the same technique!

That is why he is so fast and quick! No one can follow him!

Now if only we had a video of the skier cheetah Trencher........

Bandit
reply to '5 Mistakes 30% of Women Do!!!!'
posted Mar-2008

pavelski wrote:bandit,
You lead a dangerous life! You have waved a "challenge" towards Trencher!!!

Careful! You do know he does not use poles!!! Something must be "helping" him keep his balance!


I'm waving nothing at Trencher, but there seems to be an outside chance that he might wave something at me :shock:
Well, whatever floats your boat, I guess :lol:

AJ
reply to '5 Mistakes 30% of Women Do!!!!'
posted Mar-2008

Pavelski i can see a servere case of frost bite looming if thats the case.
Close your eyes Bandit coz it wont be pretty :shock:


AJ Adele

Trencher
reply to '5 Mistakes 30% of Women Do!!!!'
posted Mar-2008

Admin, you can take your finger off the delete button, challenge not accepted. I live in America after all (actually I was going to say, that's why I don't ski with poles, who wants to ski with three of them )).

On my first trip over here, touring around Wisconsin (you know it from "Happy Days", not changed much) with my wife (who is a local) we stopped at a puplic swimming beach on a small lake. It's 30 odd degrees and humid so we go swimming. My wife changes in a portapotty, while I change in the car. I'm walking to the beach and I hear my wife calling. she had forgotten that I would be wearing a normal euro men's costume (a speedo in the US). In rural Wisconsin, if want want to be thought some kind of pervert weirdo, wear a speedo to a small town beach. I could feel the eyes bulging as I noticed ALL the men and boys were wearing shorts type trunks. Could just imagine the sheriff turning up to arrest me.

Talking of weird things here, a word of warning to those who holiday here. Public urination is a sex offence in many States. There are people who appear on sex offenders list and have to register with the police for the rest of their lives because they took a piss on the way home from the bar.

Trencher
because I'm so inclined .....

Edited 6 times. Last update at 03-Mar-2008

Bandit
reply to '5 Mistakes 30% of Women Do!!!!'
posted Mar-2008

Trencher wrote:

In rural Wisconsin, if want want to be thought some kind of pervert weirdo, wear a speedo to a small town beach. I could feel the eyes bulging as I noticed ALL the men and boys were wearing shorts type trunks. Could just imagine the sheriff turning up to arrest me.

In France particularly, Speedo style trunks are mandatory in many public and resort pools. Shorts style trunks are banned. And don't even mention the clothing etiquette for saunas. I can imagine the good folk of rural Wisconsin having a collective embolism over that :mrgreen:

Talking of weird things here, a word of warning to those who holiday here. Public urination is a sex offence in many States. There are people who appear on sex offenders list and have to register with the police for the rest of their lives because they took a piss on the way home from the bar.

Trencher

Public urination is pretty well a way of life in France and no-one takes much notice,......which is why the phrase "Don't eat the yellow snow" is really important. Another reason for the habit is some ski resorts facilities charging 1 euro for a P :shock:
Not all of Europe adopts the same behaviours (thank goodness) :D

So Trencher, after a good night on the beer.....are you :twisted:

Edited 1 time. Last update at 03-Mar-2008

Ripitup
reply to '5 Mistakes 30% of Women Do!!!!'
posted Mar-2008

Pavelski,
You're hanging around with the wrong chicks.
Admittedly it's probably only around 5% of us, but there are some women who spend more time in 45 degree couloirs than planning the skiing disco and losing their mittens.
We can be found in Chamonix, Jackson and where there are no lifts.
Work on your selection criteria please!
Ripitup

AJ
reply to '5 Mistakes 30% of Women Do!!!!'
posted Mar-2008

ripitup these threads are just light hearted humour and Pavel means no disrespect.Plus us chicks on here can more than look after ourselves.
Relax and join in the people on here are a great bunch.


AJ Adele :wink:

Topic last updated on 02-September-2008 at 20:09