J2Ski Forum Posts and Replies by freezywater

or this one, again "borrowed":-

Two Skiers were on their way out on piste, one said, "Where
did you get your new skis?"
The second skier replied, "Well, I was skiing along yesterday minding
my own business when a
beautiful woman came up on these skis. She unclipped them from her bindings and threw them to the ground,
took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second skier nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably
wouldn't have fit."

"Borrowed" from Snowheads:-

Two dyslexic skiiers about to make their first ever descent are stood at the top of a slope, one says to the other "I can't remember ~ should we zig zag or zag zig down the slope?" the other says "I cant remember ~ lets ask that bloke over their with the sledge". The shuffle over and ask the bloke with the sledge "When you ski down do you zig zag or zag zig?" The man looks at them blankly and says "Don't ask me i'm a toboggonist".

The first skiier says "Oh really, can I have 20 Rothmans please"

bandit wrote:
Generally I like to listen to the mountains :D

That's what the chair lifts are for :D

it's part of the ambience IMHO, nothing qutie like a bit of shocking pop to keep you in the mood 8)

haha, spot on Pavel :lol:

that got me thinking so just weighed the ski bag 15kg, that's with mine and the Bosses skis and poles plus a little padding :roll: Bring it on First Choice :!:

BTW, I'm travelling under the name of Mr Sam Wiches :wink:

bearing in mind I'l be leaving the house at 0300 for an early morning flight all I can say is that any check in clerk that tries telling me I can't take my skis as they're too heavy may well be in for a rude awakening, I'm usually a morning person but not when travelling :lol:

good for you :!: Come back and let us know how you got on