J2Ski Forum Posts and Replies by GeordieSki

Aw....methinks that Google is going to be pretty useless on this one....is there any tips on where an 'only been once' skiier might get some hints or ideas for answers???!!!! :lol:

Tony_H wrote:Long may the gentle mocking etc continue!

Here here!!! :lol:

I don't see that you liking Mayrhofen is any different to other people liking Niederau.....and don't see why a bit of light-hearted banter about the 2 resorts should be taken so personally!!! :roll: I wouldnt worry though....I think most people know its all a bit of fun!!!

Dave Mac wrote:So, guess where we are going at New Year?

After all the other suggestions, I think it would amuse Tony H the most if you were off to Niederau.... :lol:

Wherever it is I hope everyone enjoys it!!!!! :D

Hi Pavel,

I have yet to upgrade to Husband 1.0, its a much more complex version than I am capable of dealing with. I find regular updates of Boyfriend 5.0 are much more able to cope with SkiChat3.0 and Girly Holidays 7.0, however, I do find that without regular updates, Boyfriend 5.0 can be prone to the same problems as Husband 1.0, a lot or friends have the same problems too!!! :lol:

I'm afraid I couldn't find reference to the various Ski packages that are incompatable with Husband 1.0 or Boyfriend 5.0, your research was obviously better carried out!!! :wink: Perhaps AJ, caron-a , bandit or RoseR may have come across more of these problems???!!

Nice one! In response to that for the technical problems us girls have....

Dear Technical Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. The new program also began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: ” C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME” and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

bandit wrote:
Geordieski, Congratulations on eveything :D I think you deserve a holiday after that lot :shock:

Thanks bandit! Im counting down the days to my skiing holidays already....wouldnt want to waste any holidays on anything else!! :lol:

Well, Ive almost finished writing my Thesis, just a few corrections etc (am I one of the only people who can say that they were on j2ski the entire time while writing their thesis.....maybe the distractions inspired me!!! :lol: Maybe I should acknowledge the site....I certainly got more advice off here than from my supervisor recently!!!!)

In the past month I've also got a new job, passed my driving test, and bought a new car (which I dont get till September).....Happy Days! AND its nearly snowtime!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Very exciting stuff.....not sure its something you would all want to hear about in a thread though....but...!! :wink: