J2Ski Forum Posts and Replies by RoseR

I promised my son I would never repeat the things he has said, so I will keep my promise.........but I never promised my Mum on her latest funny.
My Dad in all his working years was an aircraft technician, flew 100's of times but never a scheduled or passenger flight. My Mum had never flown so he persuaded her last year to go to Scotland and fly for the first time, age 75.
When she got back I asked her how it went, she said.
1. Do you know what they took our cases off us and there were things in it I might have needed.
2. We had to wait 2 hours in a waiting room, ridiculous there were planes coming in all the time, but they would,nt let us on, you would think that 'cos there were people waiting they could have let us on and dropped us off on route.
3. When I was on the plane it so so hot and there was no windows to open
4. I could,nt take my coat and hat off 'cos there was no where to hang it.
5. It so so stupid, for the first 20 minutes we had to wear a seatbelt then they said we could take it off, how stupid what if we had had an accident.

And people wonder why I am a nervous flyer. Mums.........she does not think she will fly again its so overrated :lol:

We are swaying to-wards Cote D'Azur/St Tropez any-one been?

What can I say

Ian Wickham wrote:

RoseR wrote:

Ian Wickham wrote:

amanda n wrote:ian as long as its your ears you can come it over the bald head just be glad its not your nose eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww,

Amanda it is also growing out of my nose :oops: :oops:

Let it grow Ian, out of your ears and nose you could have a combover then :lol:

Rose, see my comments above :evil:

I know you dont have a bald head, just preparing you for the future :lol:

Exactly Tony, its great getting old..........not. I even have a kip sometimes Sunday afternoon. Indigestion at 40, thats so common, I never go any-where without my gaviscon :lol:

Trencher wrote:

RoseR wrote:No, I just love wedding cake :lol:

Isn't that the ultimate contraceptive :lol:

Trencher

:lol: :lol:

Ian Wickham wrote:

RoseR wrote:

bennyboy wrote:

RoseR wrote:

RossF wrote:I think so, 19 in 10 days :(

I cant even remember being 19. Actually at 19 I had been married 3 years :oops:

Married 3 years at 19?! i cant think of much worse than being married right now haha. will leave that till later in life :P

talking of snow, its raining :(

Yeh totally daft, married at 16 divorced at 21, married at 22 divorced at 42, married at 43 still married and intend to keep it that way.

Nothing like an experienced woman :thumbup:

No, I just love wedding cake :lol:

Mr_Cellophane wrote:If you ever see them in Bournmouth, panic - the end of the world in neigh. :shock:

No that will be the chavs setting light to cars.