Ski Jokes......for AllyG

Having noticed that Ally loves jokes on the slopes i thought we could start a Ski Joke thread. Lets have your best.
I will start us off.

This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada.
After a hard day on the slopes he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain.
After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall.

He asks the barman, "What the hell is that?"

The barman says, "It's a Moose."

The Scottish chap says, "Jesus! How big are the cats?"

Thanks Snapzzz,
That was very funny :D

Does no-one else know any ski jokes? How sad :cry:

I'm afraid what makes me laugh when I'm ski-ing are what you might call situational jokes, which simply aren't funny when they're out of context.
And, also they tend to be very long shaggy dog stories and I don't want to be accused of wibbling again.

Ally

:lol:

How many ski instructors does it take to put in a light bulb?

Eleven. One to put the bulb in and Ten to analyze the turning.

:roll:

Brimster wrote:How many ski instructors does it take to put in a light bulb?

Eleven. One to put the bulb in and Ten to analyze the turning.

:roll:

Brimster,
That's really funny, I'll have to try and remember that one :thumbup:

I can just visualize ten ski instructors supervising me replacing a light bulb - I'd never manage it at all, with ten of them watching me :lol:

Ally

How many lifties does it take to change a lightbulb?

None - they just call maintenance!

What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend/boyfriend?

Homeless :oops:

Ok i promise thats me done on this one......

What did the snowboarder say just before killing himself?

Hey dude ......Watch this!!!!!! :twisted: