Did you hear about the skier from the Leprosy Mission playing cards in an apres bar?
He threw his hand in.
Ski Jokes......for AllyG
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Started by Snapzzz in Ski Chatter 14-Mar-2010 - 54 Replies
Dids1
reply to 'Ski Jokes......for AllyG' posted Mar-2010
What is the difference between a beginner snowboarder and a snowboard instructor?
3 days!
Admit I nicked it off the internet and only posted it as I'm hoping it's true as taking my daughter and mate next month and they're having 3 private snowboard lessons.
3 days!
Admit I nicked it off the internet and only posted it as I'm hoping it's true as taking my daughter and mate next month and they're having 3 private snowboard lessons.
Tony_H
reply to 'Ski Jokes......for AllyG' posted Mar-2010
Dids1 wrote: What is the difference between a beginner snowboarder and a snowboard instructor?
3 days!
Theres the winner.
AllyG
reply to 'Ski Jokes......for AllyG' posted Mar-2010
Thanks everyone for the jokes, please keep them coming :D
What a good idea, Dids, nicking them off the internet :thumbup:
Here's one I nicked - reminds me of my morning instructor in Courchevel:
Q What's the difference between God and a ski instructor?
A God doesn't think he's a ski instructor :lol:
Ally
What a good idea, Dids, nicking them off the internet :thumbup:
Here's one I nicked - reminds me of my morning instructor in Courchevel:
Q What's the difference between God and a ski instructor?
A God doesn't think he's a ski instructor :lol:
Ally
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RoseR
reply to 'Ski Jokes......for AllyG' posted Mar-2010
Two blokes skiing on a mountain and one bloke says to the other 'where did you get those new ski's',
first bloke says 'well I was skiing up here yesterday and this woman comes along, unclips her ski's, takes all her clothes off and says,'Take whatever you want'
Second bloke says 'good choice mate, the clothes would never have fitted you any-way'.
first bloke says 'well I was skiing up here yesterday and this woman comes along, unclips her ski's, takes all her clothes off and says,'Take whatever you want'
Second bloke says 'good choice mate, the clothes would never have fitted you any-way'.
I'm a laydee
Snapzzz
reply to 'Ski Jokes......for AllyG' posted Mar-2010
Top tip:
The next time you're skiing and some German buggers elbow their way towards the front of the queue for the gondolas, wait until the doors on their gondola close, step forward, remove their skis from the racks on the outside and prop them up against the wall.
It makes them rather cross.
The next time you're skiing and some German buggers elbow their way towards the front of the queue for the gondolas, wait until the doors on their gondola close, step forward, remove their skis from the racks on the outside and prop them up against the wall.
It makes them rather cross.
Skied: Arinsal, La Plagne, Alpe D'huez, Flaine, Les Arcs, Morzine, Les Gets, Avoriaz, Sauze, Courchevel, Val Thorens
Bandit
reply to 'Ski Jokes......for AllyG' posted Mar-2010
Snowblades in off piste powder........
:D
:D
Scapula
reply to 'Ski Jokes......for AllyG' posted Mar-2010
What to you call six boarders in a landrover??
.........A good days shooting!!
.........A good days shooting!!
its all going rapidly downhill!
Topic last updated on 29-March-2010 at 17:54