Ski Jokes......for AllyG
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Started by Snapzzz in Ski Chatter 14-Mar-2010 - 54 Replies
Jibby
reply to 'Ski Jokes......for AllyG' posted Mar-2010
hahahahaha a bit morbid there brucie but so true!
AllyG
reply to 'Ski Jokes......for AllyG' posted Mar-2010
Snapzzz wrote:If you are going try Cross Country Skiing, first start with a very small country.
I totally agree with that one Snapzzz :lol:
Badlandskid
reply to 'Ski Jokes......for AllyG' posted Mar-2010
Snapzzz
reply to 'Ski Jokes......for AllyG' posted Mar-2010
badlandskid wrote:Here is a link to some ski definitions that cracked me up...
http://www.ahajokes.com/gui14.html
He he, with my fav being:
Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request for assistance made by a European skier on a U.S. mountain.
An appropriate reply: "What Zermatter?"
Skied: Arinsal, La Plagne, Alpe D'huez, Flaine, Les Arcs, Morzine, Les Gets, Avoriaz, Sauze, Courchevel, Val Thorens
Ian Wickham
reply to 'Ski Jokes......for AllyG' posted Mar-2010
What do you call a ski instructor without a girlfriend?
Homeless !!!!!
Homeless !!!!!
Snapzzz
reply to 'Ski Jokes......for AllyG' posted Mar-2010
Our instructor gave us this one:
Whats the difference between a Ski School Snake and a normal snake?
A normal snake has the arsehole at the rear.
Whats the difference between a Ski School Snake and a normal snake?
A normal snake has the arsehole at the rear.
Skied: Arinsal, La Plagne, Alpe D'huez, Flaine, Les Arcs, Morzine, Les Gets, Avoriaz, Sauze, Courchevel, Val Thorens
AllyG
reply to 'Ski Jokes......for AllyG' posted Mar-2010
Thanks very much for the jokes everyone - they're very much appreciated :D
I will try and remember some of them, so that next time I'm frozen with fear on a ski slope I will thaw a bit and start to ski okay again.
Ally
I will try and remember some of them, so that next time I'm frozen with fear on a ski slope I will thaw a bit and start to ski okay again.
Ally
Topic last updated on 29-March-2010 at 17:54