Started by Snapzzz in Ski Chatter 14-Mar-2010 - 54 Replies
Ewanmalone
reply to 'Ski Jokes......for AllyG' posted Mar-2010
Snapzzz wrote:Top tip:
The next time you're skiing and some German buggers elbow their way towards the front of the queue for the gondolas, wait until the doors on their gondola close, step forward, remove their skis from the racks on the outside and prop them up against the wall.
It makes them rather cross.
Snowb4ndit
reply to 'Ski Jokes......for AllyG' posted Mar-2010
Brimster wrote:How many ski instructors does it take to put in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to put the bulb in and Ten to analyze the turning.
:roll:
AllyG
reply to 'Ski Jokes......for AllyG' posted Mar-2010
Stewart Dowling
reply to 'Ski Jokes......for AllyG' posted Mar-2010
Tony_H wrote:Did you hear about the skier from the Leprosy Mission playing cards in an apres bar?
He threw his hand in.
Tony_H
reply to 'Ski Jokes......for AllyG' posted Mar-2010
And the driver left his foot on the brakeStewart Dowling wrote:Tony_H wrote:Did you hear about the skier from the Leprosy Mission playing cards in an apres bar?
He threw his hand in.
The other guys head fell off laughing!!!
Stewart Dowling
reply to 'Ski Jokes......for AllyG' posted Mar-2010
Tony_H
reply to 'Ski Jokes......for AllyG' posted Mar-2010
Ewanmalone
reply to 'Ski Jokes......for AllyG' posted Mar-2010
Topic last updated on 29-March-2010 at 17:54
