The General Wibble Thread

The amount of food eaten at ANY BBQ is directly proportional to the amount of alcohol consumed.....fact!! :lol:

bald-eagleman wrote:The amount of food eaten at ANY BBQ is directly proportional to the amount of alcohol consumed.....fact!! :lol:

That'll be it then.

I think the best part of the weekend was when I lit the stove that I have lit thousands of times before. It is petrol

This time, it chose to catch fire, I had flames licking round it. While I picked it up saying to my girlfriend , "erm, we have a fire!!!!"

While my camping companion snapzzz laughed

I was not even under the influence!

Iceman wrote:I think the best part of the weekend was when I lit the stove that I have lit thousands of times before. It is petrol

This time, it chose to catch fire, I had flames licking round it. While I picked it up saying to my girlfriend , "erm, we have a fire!!!!"

While my camping companion snapzzz laughed

I was not even under the influence!

Who the f**k has a petrol stove? Get a grip.... do you have paraffin heaters at home?
Gas....its the future.


BTW.....the flames were huge and i did laugh at the way you went crying to your girlfriend

Is this from the man who has a little 1 burner stove and cooks on an aga stove?

Makes good jacket spuds though :)

The results of the European elections are:

1st ~ Dave Mac ~ Free ski lift passes in Europe, especially Niederau, party
2nd ~ UKIP ~ 10% reduction on ski lift passes, (except French & Rumanians), party
3rd (joint) ~ Labour~ free bacon butties, (if eaten properly) party
4th (joint) ~ Conservative ~ Blue ski runs party
5th ~ Green Ski Runs party
6th ~ Libby Dems, Can't Ski for Toffee party
7th ~ Banjo pickers and Drummers coalition party

And that I, as duly elected returning officer, hereby declare Dave Mac as the elected member.

Speech from Dave Mac~
I am not going to give an acceptance speech, except to say that I thank all my pro-Austrian supporters, while those from pro-France can go and take a running Phswwsh.

I look forward to extending our party strategies to include free world wide season passes, and zero VAT on skis and Ski boots. VAT on bobbles would be trebled, but that is totally unavoidable. This is due to the costs of leg breaks caused by bobble wearers.

Unfortunately, it may take another Euro parliamentary return before these policies can be extended to snowboarders.

You should see someone about that, David.

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