J2Ski Forum Posts and Replies by jonG

:cry:Ouch!

Doctor Jon prescribes two shots of liquid pain killer three to four times a day as required..

popular makers include The Glenlivet ,McCallan ,Bowmore Glenmorangie (do not dilute).

Get well soon.

Jon.

:D :DLol

Just watched the link...brilliant, some of the posts on the Youtube are correct.One of the main reasons that weed etc have were and have been placed on prohibited lists is that a lot of drug companies ,oil companies and clothing manufacturers would go bust overnight if Hemp was made legal.

It's fibres can be used in clothing manufacture and are up to seven times stronger than and more hard wearing than cotton, it's oil is more efficient and cleaner with more uses than whats presently usedand the pain relief properties would put some drug companies in dire financial strife.

No wonder all the boards of the above organizations are stuffed with politicians etc, and pay huge sums in bribes to get legislation through to make sure Hemp is demonized and classed as an illegal substance..hemp hasn't been called the Billion Dollar Crop for nothing.

back to the replies, i think the rifle option may be detrimental to the future sale price of the car... :D

jon

.....apart from removing the mirror in my car wing mirror, how the hell do you get the bloody spider out.....everyday I get in the car and I have a new web to remove,get in the car to go home from work and hay presto the buggers built another one,I have tried creeping up on it with the jet wash and averything.....


......but the little blighter clings on tighter than a Politician to his/her expense account :D


any ideas? :?:

jon.

caron-a wrote:you're no derren brown are you :lol:
how much do we owe you?

I think I must have got his system mixed up with the other "Brown"....No charge at all....mind you there will be a £90M handling fee :D :D

Oh well I better ring Aston Martin up and tell them to hold the DB9 for a while longer :cry:

Better luck next time to us all

jon

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(Boooooo back to work on monday!

Bad news I am afraid ,there was only one winner, just over £90Million from Europe, well the next time the jackpot gets over £50M will have another go, stiff upper lip and all....


My bank manager will be disappointed :thumbup:.... after all the trouble the banks have caused over the last 12 months it must be karma.

jon.

:DPhew

A voice of sanity in a world of madness....thanks Ian i was getting worried ,I must have been slightly dehydrated from my hot bath and too much beer while in it,well it is friday after all... :D :D

jon

:evil:If thats their game.....there will be blood! ,is there no end to their treachery?

I'm off for a hot bath with a cold beer :D to simmer down...

jon.

:(I have a bad feeling....

If the Irish are conned(Bullied) into a yes vote on the EU CONstitution (Lisbon Treaty or whatever they've now trid to call it to con us) and with the Governments traitorous handling of the tax payers money and public finances.....we will all be using Euros by the end of the year or early next :thumbdown:

It would'nt supprise me if the Royal Mint was already churning them out in readiness :thumbdown:

And what with them going to try and kill off people with a dodgy swine flu vaccine (why does if contain the A/Vietnam Avian H5N1 virus strain, Thermiserol (mercury) and Squelene (has been proven to be the cause of Iraq War Syndrome) if reports are believed? :thumbdown:

Sory forgot where is was for a minute and had my political head on.....think nice thoughts...think skiing :D

jon.