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From a well known Dictionary website:

Northern monkey:

The foundation of English society. The counter part to the Southern Fairy. Draught beer is a popular tipple of the Northern Monkey as opposed to the copious amounts of d**gs consumed by the Southern Fairy. Up front and truthful the Northern Monkey has an honest opinion and also has an impecable sense of humour compared to the non-existent sense of humour of the Southern Fairy. e.g. Peter Kay, Vic Reeves, etc.

The Northern Monkey also happens to be very articulate compared to the Southern Fairy using reasonable English words instead of the general expletive used by the Southerner.

The northern monkey is the cornerstone of English society.

:thumbup:
Salapets
Started by User in Ski Chatter, 58 Replies
I just get my mum to sew them :thumbup:

Know what you mean though, my new ones I am going to buy next season will have reinforced bottoms for this very reason :)
If you had said that I would have understood and known that you were not picking on me ;)




"Warning, Warning, Wibble Alert, Warning"
(said in a deep voice)
OldAndy wrote:écouter le singe dans le casque ........


Not sure if this is what you meant, but Google Translate seems to think you said, "listen to the monkey in the helmet" :roll:

"Warning, Warning, Wibble Alert, Warning"
(said in a deep voice)
Ian Wickham wrote:ViVi Le Bobble


sorry to be pedantic (not like me I know)....but surely it is

ViVa/ViVe Le Bobble

Not that I agree

Choisissez le casque
Weather this week
Started by User in Ski Chatter, 32 Replies
.....and wibble wise ;)
I had to share this
Started by User in Ski Chatter, 26 Replies
I genuinely thought you would














not ;)
Ski Pancake Day
Started by User in Ski Chatter, 32 Replies
oooooo I seeeeeeee :roll: