J2Ski Forum Posts and Replies by Dave Mac

Slush? did you say SLUSH??? Keep up Emma, when the skis are put away, it starts snowing. There is perfect powder, everywhere you ski. No ice.

EmmaEvs wrote:Ooh ooh and skis of invisibility. So it doesn't matter how busy the runs are you can take any line you want and just pass through other people.

OTOH, Emma, you would be skiing so beautifully, with grace and style, why would you want to be invisible?

Errm, you are not in the habit of passing through other people just now are you?

EmmaEvs wrote:Skis that turn in to chocolate so you can eat them if you get peckish half way down the mountain. Then they regenerate so you don't fall over when you start skiing again.

Or, 'come alive' skis that don't need carrying and follow you like a dog wherever you go. No more heaving them over the shoulder to get about.

Can we include poles too? I want a set of poles that work like an umbrella so you can keep them in your pocket if you want to, then flick them out when you need them.

Chocolate ~ You girls!!!! Tony H wanted Zillertal Pils. I'm not sure. It would mean that skiers in France using the magic skis would save the most money, and would that be fair on those that loved Austria?
Then, if you girls are allowed unlimited chocolate, the magic skis might very quickly, have to be extra strong! :roll:

acarr wrote:My magic skis would let me ski without snow, would transport me uphill to beat the lift queues and turn my wobbly skiing into expert ability.

Allie

Sorry AC, my love of the mountains would mean that snow was mandetory. But I can see what you mean. What about if at the end of a days skiing, just as you put the skis away, (in a magic ski rack, where they replenish the magic used during the day), you just gives the skis a rub......and within minutes, the snow starts softly falling.....
That would be good magic, Thanks Allie.
Don't like the idea of uphill transport, surely magic skis can do better than that.
Can accept the idea of wobbly skiing into expert, but need better prose. Expert could read..."soar like an angel"

:wink:

Tony_H wrote:I'd like them to ski me perfectly to a private chalet with an open fire where Natalie Imbruglia would be waiting for me, and while I am giving her what for it will snow outside and the return journey will never end, until I say "Zillertaller Pils" at which point I ski up to a hut on the mountain where Lindsey Vonn is serving me up ice cold bottles of beer which never make you REALLY drunk, and then after me and Lindsey have got up close and personal I ski forever and ever, with 2 weeks off for a summer break on the beach with Anna Kournikova.
The skis are so magic that this goes on for ever and ever and none of us get any older.

Wow! Thanks for that Tony.

The skis are so magic that this goes on for ever and ever and none of us get any older

That is very strong. The opposite of ~ "Who wants to live forever?" Yes, although age and dying carries no worries for me, skiing forever is a powerful thought.
You should be able to do most of the rest by flashing your Scott Neos. Some ladies are easily led. :wink:

baillie353 wrote:If I were to own magic skis what would I want from them..

I would want an 'anti-gravity' switch on them somewhere, where you can float at any given time- would be rather handy for throwing yourself off some huge kicker and not having to worry about hurting yourself!

Could also be useful for beating life queues- provided not everybody owned these skis of course!

Thanks for the first bit Baillie, I can use the "float" idea ~ strong. Skiing is so dynamic, it is hard to think of the opposite.

I don't want to beat a life queue, I'll stay at the back of that queue, if you don't mind. :wink:
Good for jumping lift queues though!!!!!
You have your own magic coming soon... get some magic skis!

New Year for Scheffau, back 12 days, then Hinterglemm! Oh, then Niederau.

All connected. We are headed there in mmmm, 61 days, 11 hours, 32 minutes. )

Magic! Started by User in Ski Chatter, 33 Replies
Slush? did you say SLUSH??? Keep up Emma, when the skis are put away, it starts snowing. There is perfect powder, everywhere you ski. No ice.

Magic! Started by User in Ski Chatter, 33 Replies
EmmaEvs wrote:Ooh ooh and skis of invisibility. So it doesn't matter how busy the runs are you can take any line you want and just pass through other people. OTOH, Emma, you would be skiing so beautifully, with grace and style, why would you want to be invisible? Errm, you are not in the habit of passing through other people just now are you?

Scheffau vs La Rosiere Started by User in Austria, 12 Replies
New Year for Scheffau, back 12 days, then Hinterglemm! Oh, then Niederau.

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