J2Ski Forum Posts and Replies by Dave Mac

Snapzzz wrote:Bugger Jan......Heres to Dec!!!!

Now then, Snapzzz, heres to the whole season!

moogy wrote:

nuttynutnut wrote:7 Jan

what did you decide on for your friday outfit? just so i know what to look for :)

keep your eyes open for a 6ft canary...it might be me :mrgreen:

So that will be Friday 13th in Gunthers bar? I may be disguised as a skier. :wink:

This is NOT a laughing matter. The guy is obviously a keen skier. But if you think we call it a problem getting sallos delivered to the right house,spare a thought for this fine up-up-up-standing member of the ski community.

There is no trouser shop in Wörgl that can accomodate his needs.
Don't even mention Y-fronts.
Does he dress to the right or the left? No one knows, not least the man himself.
What price a pair, no, thats not right, a prile, of ski boots. Where is CEM when you need him?
If he wanted to cut his toe nails, he would have to put a date in his diary.

There must be other ways he would be affected.

The camera doesn't lie, Ian. :D

But, I cannot vouchsafe for his residential qualifications. I should have thought:
PLACE OF BIRTH:
- Directly behind the cow byre.

Yes. That would do it.

Dave Mac wrote:You could try this nutty idea:

The photograph is not a fake. I took it myself with my very own brownie 127.

It is JUST possible that one of the legs may NOT be real, but I am not in a position to make a judgement. The guy skied down the nursery slope, anyway. I just passed it off as being connected with too much local inbreeding.....

Incidentally, I was not the least offended, slightly annoyed that a good joke thread was wrecked. However, I did object to being libelled ~ quickly all sorted, and the libel was removed.

Now desperately searching the files for a picture of my OH in Fasching gear. She scared the sh*t out of the Hausfrau's young daughter.

Goodness me Trencher, do you have a circulation issue? - )

I plan to take in some events, since one of my fast lady ski friends is a "heed yin" in the YOG, and kindly offered to organise. Not got a clue as to which events, though.

A member of the tennis club that I help organise, has recently been promoted from the Scottish to the British Junior team. Unfortunately, not chosen for the YOG. Great young skier, though.

Merino base layer, and over layer.