J2Ski Forum Posts and Replies by Iceman

I hear they are very nice. Use the water on your garden afterwards - great fertiliser!

Why are you wanting one? :roll:

I was hungry, had a cheese butty

Trencher - see what you are missing stateside now?!

Serious question Trencher - Why did you move over there? Woman?

I am hungry

I would have liked to join you, that looks like a fair bunch of peeps, apart from FQ - I bet his feet smell ;)

They are calling your name, you know you want to....

Snapzzzz come and eat meeee :)

The (now 2) top posts will be just thinking it is funny. I love you Ian

Brooksy - :lol: :lol:

mini eggs, you know you want to ;)

Well, how has my afternoon been?

1. Went to Nationwide. I can take over the mortgage from the ex wife to be no problem :thumbup:

2. Came out to a £50 parking ticket :thumbdown:

3. Got stopped by police on motorway on the way home :thumbdown: :twisted:

I still dont actually understand why I was stopped. I was tootling down the motorway doing 70. Rear view mirror blue lights and all that. I looked at speedo, was OK but instantly felt guilty.

Officer jumped out of his car asking me what speed I thought I was doing, I told him. He said, "yes you were....but while we are here lets have a look over your car shall we?" YES SIR.

He then spent 10 minutes examining every nook and cranny of my car (on the hard shoulder), to say - "Thats fine sir, have a good journey. Oh and next time, try and pull over a bit faster when we are behind you". YES SIR (the delay was me sh*tting myself!!)