we're off out for a meal with our two boys [

] but, in the meantime, he's found out that I've bought him croissants/pancakes for breakfast, a fresh bloomer loaf for sandwiches, pork pies, cocktail sausages, bubbly, etc, etc...
I've found out that he's bought me strawberries and is about to melt some chocolate to dip them in and leave to set overnight
I've got the better deal