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Fulpmes Info?
Started by User in Austria, 13 Replies
Howdy folks.

Does any have any experience of skiing in Fulpmes?

Cheers,

Owen.

Skiing epiphanies?
Started by User in Ski Chatter, 20 Replies
andyhull wrote:My skiing epiphany came when I discovered 'freeride' is not just a marketing term.


I'll admit to having to google "freeride". First thought was that it was some kind of points collection customer loyalty scheme for brothels, but it turned out to be off piste instead :roll:

Owen.
J2Skiers please welcome - Chemmy Alcott!
Started by User in Ski News, 11 Replies
Perhaps if we get enough people to chuck a tenner into a pot for a chosen charity then Chemmy will lend Adders one of her race suits for a quick home page photo op?

Owen.
Skiing epiphanies?
Started by User in Ski Chatter, 20 Replies
Thanks all :thumbup:

Dgou:-

(1) I don't think anyone has ever accused me of being wise before 8)

(2) Nothing wrong with things going "t*ts up", there's generally less bruising that way...

(3) What is this "Black Thursday" of which you speak? Do you only ski difficult runs on a Thursday, or is it the day before going home?

(4) Can I trade my list of waffle for your OH's list of assorted swear words?

(5) Happy skiing.

Cheers,

Owen.
Heathrow Airport has cancelled 30% of its flights...

...to minimise disruption to passengers.


Genius.

Perhaps if they cancel all of the flights they could then have their statistics show that no flights took off late.

Having been in Florida and seen entire roads replaced within days of being obliterated by a huricane I'm ashamed to be British sometimes.

Owen.

J2Skiers please welcome - Chemmy Alcott!
Started by User in Ski News, 11 Replies
I do hope this is the real Chemmy, and not Mr. Admin in a funny dress and a second username...
Drag lifts (skiers, not boarders)
Started by User in Ski Chatter, 86 Replies
felthorpe wrote: Needless to say one "arrived" first and then the other fell off.....




Owen.
Skiing epiphanies?
Started by User in Ski Chatter, 20 Replies
Ian Wickham wrote:Please don't use too mant big words, I'm only a cab driver :shock:


Sorry Ian.

That's the joy of my poncy education :oops:

If it helps I now work in a factory...


OldAndy wrote:The loudest person doesn't neccesarily have the best advice .....
:roll:


Neither does the one with the longest words :(

Owen.