J2Ski Forum Posts and Replies by Eljay

AllyG wrote:I had a really lovely time speaking French with my afternoon instructor and it turned out that he likes just the same awful sort of jokes as me! And at one point we were in the chair lift discussing my problem with moguls and another French esf instructor sitting with us joined in and said his bag was full of alcohol and if I drank all that I'd be able to ski the moguls no problem! Ally

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah now we know how you broke you toe Ally :twisted: :twisted:

We were in 2000 last year and had a great time, but as Betty says, JonG is your man. He was brilliant at giving me lots of advice last year. Hope you have a great time

Coop - is your mind permanently in the gutter?

jastem wrote:

Eljay wrote:

Coop wrote:Tony...are you, by any chance, doing a part time/evening course in Psychology?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Some people will use any excuse to get a woman to lie down on a couch........

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Ian Wickham wrote:There is just a technique to using them this is what you do.......

1. Carefully drop sallos and any under garments you may be waring

2. Hook your arm through your sallo braces so they do not flap behind you or it could end up messy.

3. Slightly squat at 45 degrees.

4. Remember right arm holding the sallos braces and left arm behind you against the wall or system pipe

5. Now you should be at the correct angle for a successful number two's

6. Mission accomplished :lol: :lol:

You missed No. 7.

all the while singing "Staaaaaaaaaaaand and Deliver"

Coop wrote:Tony...are you, by any chance, doing a part time/evening course in Psychology?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hi Ally, Glad you had a good trip. I've been to Courcheval a few times. I had lessons with esf once and never again. We found a really good co. in 1650 called New Generation. They were really excellent. We hired lockers in 1650 and that way, we could off-load boots and skis at the end of the day and walk back to chalet in comfort!

AllyG wrote:The only trouble I have ever had peeing, was in the dark at the side of the road when I couldn't see where it was going and I wet my shoes, and another time in the dark when I accidentally squatted on an ants nest and got trillions of ants in my pants :lol:Ally

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Welcome back Ally

les arcs 1800 Started by User in France, 8 Replies
We were in 2000 last year and had a great time, but as Betty says, JonG is your man. He was brilliant at giving me lots of advice last year. Hope you have a great time

toilets on the french slopes Started by User in Ski Chatter, 41 Replies
Coop - is your mind permanently in the gutter?

annoying parents ! Started by User in Ski Chatter, 47 Replies
jastem wrote: Eljay wrote: Coop wrote:Tony...are you, by any chance, doing a part time/evening course in Psychology? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Some people will use any excuse to get a woman to lie down on a couch........ :shock: :shock: :shock:

annoying parents ! Started by User in Ski Chatter, 47 Replies
Coop wrote:Tony...are you, by any chance, doing a part time/evening course in Psychology? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

My holiday in Courchevel 1550 Started by User in France, 76 Replies
Hi Ally, Glad you had a good trip. I've been to Courcheval a few times. I had lessons with esf once and never again. We found a really good co. in 1650 called New Generation. They were really excellent. We hired lockers in 1650 and that way, we could off-load boots and skis at the end of the day and walk back to chalet in comfort!

one for the ladies?.........shewee Started by User in Ski Chatter, 32 Replies
AllyG wrote:The only trouble I have ever had peeing, was in the dark at the side of the road when I couldn't see where it was going and I wet my shoes, and another time in the dark when I accidentally squatted on an ants nest and got trillions of ants in my pants :lol:Ally :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Welcome back Ally

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