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Started by Dave Mac in Ski Chatter - 33 Replies

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EmmaEvs
reply to 'Magic!'
posted Oct-2010

Ooh ooh and skis of invisibility. So it doesn't matter how busy the runs are you can take any line you want and just pass through other people.
I wish I could meet the person who first decided to strap 2 planks to their feet and throw themselves down a mountain

Dave Mac
reply to 'Magic!'
posted Oct-2010

acarr wrote:My magic skis would let me ski without snow, would transport me uphill to beat the lift queues and turn my wobbly skiing into expert ability.

Allie

Sorry AC, my love of the mountains would mean that snow was mandetory. But I can see what you mean. What about if at the end of a days skiing, just as you put the skis away, (in a magic ski rack, where they replenish the magic used during the day), you just gives the skis a rub......and within minutes, the snow starts softly falling.....
That would be good magic, Thanks Allie.
Don't like the idea of uphill transport, surely magic skis can do better than that.
Can accept the idea of wobbly skiing into expert, but need better prose. Expert could read..."soar like an angel"

Dave Mac
reply to 'Magic!'
posted Oct-2010

EmmaEvs wrote:Skis that turn in to chocolate so you can eat them if you get peckish half way down the mountain. Then they regenerate so you don't fall over when you start skiing again.

Or, 'come alive' skis that don't need carrying and follow you like a dog wherever you go. No more heaving them over the shoulder to get about.

Can we include poles too? I want a set of poles that work like an umbrella so you can keep them in your pocket if you want to, then flick them out when you need them.

Chocolate ~ You girls!!!! Tony H wanted Zillertal Pils. I'm not sure. It would mean that skiers in France using the magic skis would save the most money, and would that be fair on those that loved Austria?
Then, if you girls are allowed unlimited chocolate, the magic skis might very quickly, have to be extra strong! :roll:

Dave Mac
reply to 'Magic!'
posted Oct-2010

EmmaEvs wrote:Ooh ooh and skis of invisibility. So it doesn't matter how busy the runs are you can take any line you want and just pass through other people.

OTOH, Emma, you would be skiing so beautifully, with grace and style, why would you want to be invisible?

Errm, you are not in the habit of passing through other people just now are you?

EmmaEvs
reply to 'Magic!'
posted Oct-2010

Errm, you are not in the habit of passing through other people just now are you?


Nope. That's physically impossible Dave! :lol:

I got another one... nobody else seems to remember the cartoon that was on years ago, but it WAS real :evil: . Had Spiderman, Firewoman and Iceman in it. Iceman used to zap a path of ice everywhere he wanted to go. The magic skis could do that but with snow. Then you would be able to ski anywhere, no worries. Everyone else could be falling over in slush, and the magic skis would be gliding around. Plus shopping in Tesco would be much more fun.
I wish I could meet the person who first decided to strap 2 planks to their feet and throw themselves down a mountain

Dave Mac
reply to 'Magic!'
posted Oct-2010

Slush? did you say SLUSH??? Keep up Emma, when the skis are put away, it starts snowing. There is perfect powder, everywhere you ski. No ice.

EmmaEvs
reply to 'Magic!'
posted Oct-2010

Ah ok we'll have it everywhere then. Although that could be seen as greedy :lol: I hope it works in Tesco too though. Was kinda looking forward to that.
I wish I could meet the person who first decided to strap 2 planks to their feet and throw themselves down a mountain

NellyPS
reply to 'Magic!'
posted Oct-2010

EmmaEvs wrote:
I got another one... nobody else seems to remember the cartoon that was on years ago, but it WAS real :evil: . Had Spiderman, Firewoman and Iceman in it. Iceman used to zap a path of ice everywhere he wanted to go.


I remember that cartoon!

I need to have a think about my magic skis, there's quite a list building.

Be back shortly.

Topic last updated on 09-November-2010 at 19:22