For the skier who has everything!

EmmaEvs wrote:It's a fair cop. I'm on the naughty step.

Will it be better if I wipe them down first? Got no prob doing that. Easy.

Anyway where do you lot go skiing to pick up mud and grit? I've heard of off piste but that's ridiculous! :wink:

Three years ago, I skied down a turnip field, that was covered in heavy frost. It was a bit bumpy! Loads of mud and grit at the bottom of that run!

Turnips? Dave you're a genius. You've just solved the problem of insufficient snow. Don't bother with snow cannons just plant turnips. Cheaper, tastier and they last longer. Probably.

P.S. I wouldn't let you in my bloody house with bootfulls of grit mud and turnips either!

If the chalet's got a suuna sneak into there for 5 minutes in the morning!