J2Ski Forum Posts and Replies by brooksy

Well I'm not doing any runs that would cause my bum to empty its contents on the way down :oops:

All this & Ian thinks you're lucky, god only knows what Ian's trips are like for yours to be considered lucky :shock:

Snapzzz wrote:

Tony_H wrote:I picked up s family from Stansted and got chatting, and Dad turns out to be same age as me, and a GOAT (Goy on a tray).
How I laughed when he told me about his falls, burning calves, and general dissatisfaction with boarding. He hates moguls and didnt do La Sarenne in ADH as a result.

Poor bugger.

Should have tried to convert him.

Agreed I think all boarders should be converted as in rugby -)

Far Queue wrote:

brooksy wrote:

Tony_H wrote:You can also buy lovely bobble hats from a selection of fine winter sports stores and look REALLY cool on the slopes.


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Hey Brooksy, I have not told you about my driving yet :shock: but everyone who knows me thinks it should be compulsory to wear a helmet when in my car, let alone when on the slopes :twisted:

FQ thanks for the heads up on your driving, after giving due consideration to your comments I have drafted a sliding scale on the agreed fee for safe carriage to & from Tignes based on fear factor.

More fear less fee, extreme fear or near miss would render the fee null & void & any fee due would only be paid at home destination.

My full carriage T&Cs will be available after consultation with my lawyer & will be enforced under the Geneva convention, confirmation of your acceptance would be required from you 28 days before lift off. -) -)

Tony_H wrote:You can also buy lovely bobble hats from a selection of fine winter sports stores and look REALLY cool on the slopes.


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jonG wrote:Hi All,

Sorry I've been absent for a while....

There is an organization ( kind of a volunteer group , will try to dig out the name ) which picks a resort each year to clean up after the holiday season is over, to clean up under the lifts...

apart from the usual , phone's , rings, watches, poles , lighters , gloves etc under one lift the year before last they collect over 30,000 cigarette butt's.....amazing and a little disgusting at the same time.

jon.

Who counted the butt`s & why :?:

Iceman wrote:I am considering jumping offa cliff. Thanks brooksy :(

Have you been putting too much Lemminaid in you Gin Icey -)

Iceman wrote:I would have joined you, I was just building up the courage :cry:

Icey sorry to hear this :cry: but I must stay strong as I'm expecting a flood of messages the same as yours, but sadly I will endeavour to let them down gently as would be expected :mrgreen: