J2Ski Forum Posts and Replies by Snapzzz

recommend me a good film to watch this afternoon please.
No rom coms though.

Iceman wrote:Stella cider.....

But the drink driving?

Ohhhhh......Intrigue..

Gotta be either C******a or G*******y then surely. If the latter then i am really surprised.

Was definitely interest in going but as i only return from france on the 5th Jan its just not possible.
Ally, can i ask you why you chose Les Brévières and not Tignes proper?

Tony_H wrote:But its in Italy somewhere

Does it begin with C ?

AllyG wrote:

Iceman wrote:Nice one, I drove to the shop to buy some cider, mini eggs and a curry

I now feel sick :oops:

Icy - I feel quite concerned about you :(

Are you sure you're eating a balanced diet and getting your 5 fresh fruit or veg per day :?:

Two things :

Cider has apples! Yay, doesn't that count as part of his 5 a day?

Secondly and far more concerning is the fact he posted he was drunk on Stella and then posted he drove to fetch cider and nibbles.

Another strange day at work today.

About 2pm i knocked on the door of a customer that was experiencing problems with his internet connection. It was one of those terraced houses with no front garden, the sort where the door opens directly onto the street. I waited couple of mins before knocking again as there was no answer.
I assumed no one was home and was just turning to leave when i heard a noise on the other side of the door. It flew open and there, naked as the day he was born was this chap,all and sundry swinging in the breeze.

"yes" he says, one had on his hips and one on the door frame - making no attempt to mask his bits from anyone outside.

"Oh" i said, stunned. "I have come to look at your broadband"

"well come in then" he went on, before turning around and walking off. "I'm just going for a dump, be back in a sec"



I'm telling you, get a job where you see people at home.....it opens your eyes....

Tony_H wrote:Looks like we've agreed a venue for next seasons first trip...

Which is?