toilets on the french slopes

bandit wrote:I absolutely loved those links, especially the comments:

Guys, push your dangly bits through your lap and make sure they're pointing down.

:lol:

Class 8)

Also very difficult with a semi on

Ian Wickham wrote:There is just a technique to using them this is what you do.......

1. Carefully drop sallos and any under garments you may be waring

2. Hook your arm through your sallo braces so they do not flap behind you or it could end up messy.

3. Slightly squat at 45 degrees.

4. Remember right arm holding the sallos braces and left arm behind you against the wall or system pipe

5. Now you should be at the correct angle for a successful number two's

6. Mission accomplished :lol: :lol:

You missed No. 7.






all the while singing "Staaaaaaaaaaaand and Deliver"

Haha, wow this thread is just something else !

Tony_H wrote:

bandit wrote:I absolutely loved those links, especially the comments:

Guys, push your dangly bits through your lap and make sure they're pointing down.

:lol:

Class 8)

Also very difficult with a semi on

I'm not sure you should be telling people that you get a 'semi on', especially in the gents.

Should Admin change your name to 'George Michael'?

Coop - is your mind permanently in the gutter?

Eljay wrote:Coop - is your mind permanently in the gutter?

I think Tony was there 1st, at least today :shock:

Coop - is your mind permanently in the gutter?

Only on days when I'm not skiing.

So, that'll be most days :lol:

Ian Wickham wrote:There is just a technique to using them this is what you do.......

1. Carefully drop sallos and any under garments you may be waring

2. Hook your arm through your sallo braces so they do not flap behind you or it could end up messy.

3. Slightly squat at 45 degrees.

4. Remember right arm holding the sallos braces and left arm behind you against the wall or system pipe

5. Now you should be at the correct angle for a successful number two's

6. Mission accomplished :lol: :lol:

haha ian, when i first started reading it I half expected you to say, and left hand green, right foot blue, it started to sound like a game of twister.

I think what I should do is get a catheter bag fitted before I go. I work in a hospital so it shouldnt be a problem lol. :wink:

Maybe I should get one of those shewees after all lol or just not drink anything after leaving the apartment.

I just hope that I dont come across any of those toilets.

Also if the long drops only have stable doors and you are squatting surely you can see underneath? :oops:

thanks for the replies.
Karen