An Apology to my fellow J2Skiers

Welcome back Tony H - hope you and Mr Wickham had a great time.

Glad to see normal service has carried on in various absences. Missed you all x

AllyG wrote:

Tony_H wrote:

AllyG wrote:

Iceman wrote:Think I am going to be sick....

You need to try and stay positive Iceman. Think how useful it will be to have a coachman who is a Snow God. I mean, if anyone in the Wibble Kingdom wants to go ski-ing we can just ask Tony to arrange suitable snow cover for wherever they're going. And if we have to go away on any state visits we can ask him to make sure the roads aren't blocked by snow or avalanches.

And finally, it's not everyone who has a coachman who is also a Snow God :wink:

:D :D :D :D :D

You need help.

Well that is certainly true Tony - are you any good at hoovering, cleaning toilets, ironing etc.? It's amazing how hard it is to get really skilled cleaners these days for our holiday cottages :wink: :lol:

Ally

do you not have the usual glut of eastern europeans invading your area?

Tony_H wrote:do you not have the usual glut of eastern europeans invading your area?

We're so far West that the population here is almost entirely British - born and bred for generations.

Even the Catholics don't seem particularly good at cleaning. I was at a Catholic christening service yesterday and at the party afterwards in their church hall, and I volunteered to do the washing up for about 100 guests, and I was amazed at the state of the sink. I had to go to the local shop and buy some Cif and a scouring pad to give it a really good clean. And I also had to clean the wall all around the bin etc.

I had to promise to give up Satan and Sin (as part of the deal with being a godmother) so I'm not sure I will be able to Wibble any more :cry:

:wink: :lol: :twisted:

Ally

AllyG wrote:

Tony_H wrote:do you not have the usual glut of eastern europeans invading your area?

We're so far West that the population here is almost entirely British - born and bred for generations.

Even the Catholics don't seem particularly good at cleaning. I was at a Catholic christening service yesterday and at the party afterwards in their church hall, and I volunteered to do the washing up for about 100 guests, and I was amazed at the state of the sink. I had to go to the local shop and buy some Cif and a scouring pad to give it a really good clean. And I also had to clean the wall all around the bin etc.

I had to promise to give up Satan and Sin (as part of the deal with being a godmother) so I'm not sure I will be able to Wibble any more :cry:

:wink: :lol: :twisted:

Ally

OMG

Ditto :roll:

...."even the catholics...."

Do you burn them at the stake out there Ally???? :shock:

Tony_H wrote:...."even the catholics...."

Do you burn them at the stake out there Ally???? :shock:

No Tony, I just wash up for them. Perhaps you weren't reading my report carefully enough? Would you like me to expand on it? :wink:

Ally