Latest posts for the topic "Im in love"

Im in love

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:52:17 GMT

They even fit in my bed, dont think g/friend will be happy when i tell her!!

Re:Im in love

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:03:20 GMT

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re:Im in love

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:58:26 GMT

Make sure you wear protection.

Those edges will be sharp...

:lol:

Re:Im in love

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:16:30 GMT

:shock:

Re:Im in love

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:46:35 GMT

Bow Chicka Bow Wow. Im here to lay some pipes, Bow Chicka Bow Wow. Oh wait you have a sister, Bow Chicka Bo- who are twins Bow Wow.

god bless red vs blue

Re:Im in love

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:15:39 GMT

Congratulations MFC in finally making your mind up.
They look cute.
But not as cute as my babies:

I also got a cuddle off mine this morning:

How sad are we???? :mrgreen:

Re:Im in love

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:19:48 GMT

:lol: Mine don't ship until the 1st of Dec :(

Re:Im in love

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:23:32 GMT

Tony_H wrote:Congratulations MFC in finally making your mind up.
They look cute.
But not as cute as my babies:

I also got a cuddle off mine this morning:

How sad are we???? :mrgreen:

Is that a strap on on your skis at the top?

Re:Im in love

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:24:32 GMT

Yes, I have to hold them down, they are very keen

Re:Im in love

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:39:17 GMT

Hehe, I have 2 of my snowboards against the wall facing my bed so they are the last things I see at night and the first things I see in the morning. The rest of the day is usually fairly ****.

Re:Im in love

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:24:08 GMT

You boys are sooooooooooo funny. I never knew that guys called their skis "cute" until now!!! :shock: :D

Re:Im in love

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:32:26 GMT

If I found my hubby's ski's in our bed I'd wrap them round his neck....

....only mine are allowed in the bed! :lol:

Re:Im in love

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:34:39 GMT

snowb4ndit wrote:If i found me hubby's ski's in our bed I'd wrap them round his neck....

....only mine are allowed in the bed! :lol:

How CUTE !! :D :D :D :D

Re:Im in love

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:25:34 GMT

Mine are babes tbh... bed time soon

Re:Im in love

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:18:45 GMT

mfc wrote:Mine are babes tbh... bed time soon

When I go away by myself for a weekend I usually end up with a double room and my chosen ride gets the other side of the bed, well at least the first night )

Re:Im in love

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:55:54 GMT

tino_11 wrote:

mfc wrote:Mine are babes tbh... bed time soon

When I go away by myself for a weekend I usually end up with a double room and my chosen ride gets the other side of the bed, well at least the first night )

I get a bed partner each night I am away. Its always the same one though for some reason....

MFC - your skis don't look very well, they're a bit pale mate. And a bit thin round the waist ) And a bit miserable too. Need a bit of colour on their topsheets.

Eljay, I usually refer to my ski's as something personal. These new ones are definitely my babies. I reckon MFC's are male though, so he needs to be careful about putting them in his bed and what he calls them :lol:

Re:Im in love

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:27:49 GMT

I do worry about you lot.

Re:Im in love

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:38:00 GMT

Sado's :lol:

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:34:33 GMT

Tony_H wrote:

tino_11 wrote:

mfc wrote:Mine are babes tbh... bed time soon

When I go away by myself for a weekend I usually end up with a double room and my chosen ride gets the other side of the bed, well at least the first night )

I get a bed partner each night I am away. Its always the same one though for some reason....

MFC - your skis don't look very well, they're a bit pale mate. And a bit thin round the waist ) And a bit miserable too. Need a bit of colour on their topsheets.

Eljay, I usually refer to my ski's as something personal. These new ones are definitely my babies. I reckon MFC's are male though, so he needs to be careful about putting them in his bed and what he calls them :lol:

Yours have Scott written across the top....end off :mrgreen:

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:34:35 GMT

Oooh, I do detect that some people are not totally happy in their relationship with their skis....

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:36:04 GMT

Tony_H wrote:Oooh, I do detect that some people are not totally happy in their relationship with their skis....

I must say i to feel a hint of people unhappy that WE HAVE NEW SKIS and they dont!

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:43:56 GMT

mfc wrote:

Tony_H wrote:Oooh, I do detect that some people are not totally happy in their relationship with their skis....

I must say i to feel a hint of people unhappy that WE HAVE NEW SKIS and they dont!

Its deeper routed than just a jealousy of something new. It stems from previous unhappy experiences usually, which leads the owners to feel a degree of contempt towards their skis, often reflected in a lack of care and understanding in their relationship. Baulking at putting skis into your bed is a sure sign of this breakdown in their relationships. I wouldnt be surprised if some of them havent even had their skis serviced after last years trip - that really is when its all over and time to move on.

I also find many people take one look at your (our) more attractive younger models and wish they too had something a little more cute or pretty. There is nothing worse than skiing around and seeing someone with skis you prefer to your own, and subsequently that spark between you and your skis has gone, the fire is out, and its never going to be the same again. You can wax them to your hearts content, but you are never going to quite feel the same again.

Oh well, you and I MFC will have a lovely romantic time on our respective trips this season with our babies. I just feel sorry for those who have fallen out of love with theirs, it must be a horrible empty feeling......

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:45:17 GMT

mfc wrote:

Yours have Scott written across the top....end off :mrgreen:

I knew you were having 2nd thoughts at having gone for Salomons....

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:46:22 GMT

You can keep your new skis. Tara is all I need.

I found a new use for my board in Saas Fee in August.

Dig 2 (8" deep) holes about 22" apart, turn your board over and place bindings in aforementioned holes and et voila mobile sun lounger.

Jazz.

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:47:35 GMT

tino_11 wrote:You can keep your new skis. Tara is all I need.

I found a new use for my board in Saas Fee in August.

Dig 2 (8" deep) holes about 22" apart, turn your board over and place bindings in aforementioned holes and et voila mobile sun lounger.

Jazz.

You're even starting to sound like a bloody German now....

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:48:18 GMT

edit: seems I posted twice in error

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:51:42 GMT

Tony_H wrote:

tino_11 wrote:You can keep your new skis. Tara is all I need.

I found a new use for my board in Saas Fee in August.

Dig 2 (8" deep) holes about 22" apart, turn your board over and place bindings in aforementioned holes and et voila mobile sun lounger.

Jazz.

You're even starting to sound like a bloody German now....

The Germans would never use Imperial measurements Tony!!

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:05:40 GMT

Damn, rumbled.

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:08:10 GMT

Somebody call 999

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:25:36 GMT

Stewart Dowling wrote:Somebody call 999

Whats up? Have you trashed your Blizzards?

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:30:37 GMT

No, my blizzards are fine. Hibernating at the moment.
Being woken up at the weekend for a service.

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:34:28 GMT

Tara and I are off for a romantic weekend in Zermatt tomorrow :P

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:58:14 GMT

Tony_H wrote:

mfc wrote:

Tony_H wrote:Oooh, I do detect that some people are not totally happy in their relationship with their skis....

I must say i to feel a hint of people unhappy that WE HAVE NEW SKIS and they dont!

Its deeper routed than just a jealousy of something new. It stems from previous unhappy experiences usually, which leads the owners to feel a degree of contempt towards their skis, often reflected in a lack of care and understanding in their relationship. Baulking at putting skis into your bed is a sure sign of this breakdown in their relationships. I wouldnt be surprised if some of them havent even had their skis serviced after last years trip - that really is when its all over and time to move on.

I also find many people take one look at your (our) more attractive younger models and wish they too had something a little more cute or pretty. There is nothing worse than skiing around and seeing someone with skis you prefer to your own, and subsequently that spark between you and your skis has gone, the fire is out, and its never going to be the same again. You can wax them to your hearts content, but you are never going to quite feel the same again.

Oh well, you and I MFC will have a lovely romantic time on our respective trips this season with our babies. I just feel sorry for those who have fallen out of love with theirs, it must be a horrible empty feeling......

Yeah, yeah YEAH what he says

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:48:32 GMT

There. Thats decided then. 8)

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:38:32 GMT

Maybe you and MFC should get a room together?

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:46:17 GMT

Looks like they will have to have a king size bed to get all their equipment in with them :twisted:

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:46:24 GMT

Stewart Dowling wrote:Maybe you and MFC should get a room together?

Are you not forgetting the Scotts & Salomons, we wold have to have 2 double rooms. :mrgreen:

I can feel the envy ooooozing from you, we have new skis , you dont get over it :)

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:49:46 GMT

Are any of you two related to Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, by any chance? :hunf:

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:53:30 GMT

I had to Google that, and Jeeeeeeeeeeeez, she's frutier than Dundee Cake :shock:

Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, 54, whose surname means Berlin Wall in German, wed the concrete structure in 1979 after being diagnosed with a condition called Objectum-Sexuality.

Mrs Berliner-Mauer, whose fetish is said to have its roots in childhood, claimed she fell in love with the structure when she first saw it on television when she was seven.

She began collecting "his" pictures and saving up for visits. On her sixth trip in 1979 they tied the knot before a handful of guests.

While she remains a virgin with humans, she insists she has a full, loving relationship with the wall.

Mrs Berliner-Mauer, who lives in Liden, northern Sweden, said: "I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy.

"The Great Wall of China's attractive, but he's too thick - my husband is sexier."

While the rest of mankind rejoiced when the Wall, erected by the Soviets in 1961 to halt an exodus from East to West Berlin, was largely torn down in 1989, its "wife" was horrified.

She's never been back and now keeps models depicting "his" former glory.

She said: "What they did was awful. They mutilated my husband."

She is said to have shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence.

Objectum-Sexual or objectophilia is feelings of love, attraction, arousal, and commitment for a particular object.

The mere thought of a relationship with an actual human being seems ludicrous.

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:57:47 GMT

tino_11 wrote:I had to Google that, and Jeeeeeeeeeeeez, she's frutier than Dundee Cake :shock:

Mrs Berliner-Mauer, who lives in Liden, northern Sweden, said: "I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy.

Objectum-Sexual or objectophilia is feelings of love, attraction, arousal, and commitment for a particular object.

Ummmmmmmmm!!!

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:00:51 GMT

I am gonna be here all night reading about her.....

http://www.viceland.com/blogs/en/2009/11/09/the-berlin-wall-you-are-so-magnificent-you-are-so-sexy/

An entire internet and I can't find a deent picture of a bag of cats.

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:01:37 GMT

snowb4ndit wrote:

tino_11 wrote:I had to Google that, and Jeeeeeeeeeeeez, she's frutier than Dundee Cake :shock:

Mrs Berliner-Mauer, who lives in Liden, northern Sweden, said: "I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy.

Objectum-Sexual or objectophilia is feelings of love, attraction, arousal, and commitment for a particular object.

Ummmmmmmmm!!!

Perfectly natural I'm sure.

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:03:22 GMT

There are wedding pictures somewhere...and also pictures of her with her second husband...the fence! They showed them on 'Have I Got News for You'.

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:08:47 GMT

I have never heard of such lunacy!! Although I have such feelings for 6" high, cylindrical glass recepticles full of fizzy amber coloured liquid. Odd that.

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:17:04 GMT

Blinking Flip, seems the Eiffel Tower is married off as well :shock:

http://www.independent.co.uk/extras/sunday-review/living/i-married-the-eiffel-tower-832519.html

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:22:34 GMT

tino_11 wrote:Blinking Flip, seems the Eiffel Tower is married off as well :shock:

http://www.independent.co.uk/extras/sunday-review/living/i-married-the-eiffel-tower-832519.html

Hahaha, she started out by falling in love with a piece of sports equipment(her bow)...now I really am worried about Tony and mfc!

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:25:03 GMT

snowb4ndit wrote:

tino_11 wrote:Blinking Flip, seems the Eiffel Tower is married off as well :shock:

http://www.independent.co.uk/extras/sunday-review/living/i-married-the-eiffel-tower-832519.html

Hahaha, she started out by falling in love with a piece of sports equipment(her bow)...now I really am worried about Tony and mfc!

They will be commencing lewd acts with the cable car station on the Kliene Matterhorn before we know it.

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:29:26 GMT

tino_11 wrote:

snowb4ndit wrote:

tino_11 wrote:Blinking Flip, seems the Eiffel Tower is married off as well :shock:

http://www.independent.co.uk/extras/sunday-review/living/i-married-the-eiffel-tower-832519.html

Hahaha, she started out by falling in love with a piece of sports equipment(her bow)...now I really am worried about Tony and mfc!

They will be commencing lewd acts with the cable car station on the Kliene Matterhorn before we know it.

:lol: :lol: :lol: I can hear wedding bells!

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:30:39 GMT

I just sent you a PM, could not post what I found in the main forum :shock:

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:40:18 GMT

I am crying with laughter! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:41:29 GMT

Thank goodness for google :D

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:41:54 GMT

snowb4ndit wrote:I am crying with laughter! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Do share................pm please

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:43:17 GMT

Eljay wrote:

snowb4ndit wrote:I am crying with laughter! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Do share................pm please

I really worried doing 1 PM to someone I don't know very well, its not for the faint hearted, but if you really want.

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:53:06 GMT

snowb4ndit wrote:I am crying with laughter! :lol: :lol: :lol:

The Matsui Video Recorder one is priceless :mrgreen:

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:53:14 GMT

tino_11 wrote:

Eljay wrote:

snowb4ndit wrote:I am crying with laughter! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Do share................pm please

I really worried doing 1 PM to someone I don't know very well, its not for the faint hearted, but if you really want.

PM it to me please!

I think I had a near sexual experience with the Schneekaar lift once......

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:54:14 GMT

No worries.............

Funny Funny funny. Don't believe that can be true...... :shock:

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:56:31 GMT

Eljay wrote:No worries.............

Funny Funny funny. Don't believe that can be true...... :shock:

I think it is a mix of sufferers, journalists and p*** takers, all in all quite eye opening :shock:

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:00:02 GMT

I've obviously led a sheltered life :-)

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:00:47 GMT

Call it normal not sheltered. This is insanely odd.

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:02:40 GMT

It's more than that, it's plain nuts.

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:05:12 GMT

Anyway, who wants to say "night night" to my Neo's before I tuck them up tonight?

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:06:54 GMT

Tony_H wrote:Anyway, who wants to say "night night" to my Neo's before I tuck them up tonight?

Do you wear them round the house, in front of the telly while you do the ironing?

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:23:36 GMT

Eljay wrote:

Tony_H wrote:Anyway, who wants to say "night night" to my Neo's before I tuck them up tonight?

Do you wear them round the house, in front of the telly while you do the ironing?

Don't be so ridiculous. What do you think I am, obsessed?

Re:Im in love

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:38:13 GMT

Yes he does.

Re:Im in love

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:50:33 GMT

Stewart Dowling wrote:Yes he does.

Proof if ever it was needed that Stewart is a liar.....because I never do the ironing

Re:Im in love

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:41:07 GMT

Thanks you guys for the best laugh I have had in a while :P Curious to kinow what the pm was all about...........

Re:Im in love

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:04:59 GMT

cwagner wrote:Thanks you guys for the best laugh I have had in a while :P Curious to kinow what the pm was all about...........

Just some whacko website where people with illnesses post regarding their love for inanimate objects......

Re:Im in love

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:21:53 GMT

Thanks Tony H - best not to ask to take a look at it before dinner then :shock: