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Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 21:03:52 GMT

What could we expect as regards:

Check in

Baggage Handling?

Cabin Service?

Choice of In-Flight Meals?

In-Flight Announcements from the Cockpit

J2Skiers, let your imaginations run free......

:twisted:

Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 21:12:13 GMT

bandit wrote:What could we expect as regards:

Check in

Baggage Handling?

Cabin Service?

Choice of In-Flight Meals?

In-Flight Announcements from the Cockpit

J2Skiers, let your imaginations run free......

:twisted:

Trust me, no baggage charge as it will all be priced into your ticket
Scantily dressed trolley dollies both female and male so we can cater for the other lot
There will be a choice of meals but they will all be one trough
I'm bored.... but it will be a non profit making organisation

Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 21:18:34 GMT

bandit wrote:What could we expect as regards:

Check in

10 minutes before take off, and abuse if you happen to turn up early

Baggage Handling?

Load your own bag into the hold

Cabin Service?

Corkscrews

Choice of In-Flight Meals?

As he's from Norfolk it would be bootiful

In-Flight Announcements from the Cockpit

Is there anyone aboard who knows how to fly a plane?

J2Skiers, let your imaginations run free......

:twisted:

Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 21:19:55 GMT

bandit wrote:What could we expect

Were you expecting to fly Sir? Mr Wickers has decided he's bloody well driving again... but you can take an extra item of luggage on his roof.

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 21:20:48 GMT

Oh, and we only "fly" to Le Grand Bornand...

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 21:22:22 GMT

Mr Wickers is not keen on your business model, so you can sod off, and no, you won't be getting a refund :D

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 21:23:09 GMT

Talking of flying.........which I dont like too much. Have been looking on google earth to see where I will be landing in Kefalonia............god that looks like a scary landing. Start of runway, beginning of cliff, end of runway, end of cliff. Think I'll wear my brown jeans :lol:

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 21:37:12 GMT

Message from cockpit - Today we have only one on board film, chosen with our Scottish passengers needs at heart...England winning the world cup 43 years ago! We hope you enjoy your flight. :mrgreen:

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 22:57:48 GMT

So Fly Wickers is coming to land, lovely touch down, up to where I am waiting to board the flight. The pilot jumps out, and shouts across to our group, "anyone got an adjustable spanner?" :shock:

The thing is ~ this is a true story ~ it happened to me when I was waiting to take a flight on a sea plane from New Zealand's North Island to the South Island. The engine was peeing oil.

We did take the flight, but we came back on the ferry.

I'd fly Air Wickers. But, well, I just think that you are being too modest Ian. You need a more ambitious strategy, something more commanding. What about:
Wickers Continental
You might have the company initials painted on the side of your planes. :P

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 05:22:18 GMT

Announcement from Captain Wickers:

"please pay special attention to the crew whilst they demonstrate the safety features on this flight, but please bear in mind there may be fifty ways to leave your lover, but should I hit a mountain there are only three ways to leave this aircraft"

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 08:45:57 GMT

Admin wrote:Oh, and we only "fly" to Le Grand Bornand...

And where else would you want to fly to 8)

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 09:08:48 GMT

Ian Wickham wrote:

Admin wrote:Oh, and we only "fly" to Le Grand Bornand...

And where else would you want to fly to 8)

Somewhere in Switzerland :D

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 09:23:11 GMT

bandit wrote:

Ian Wickham wrote:

Admin wrote:Oh, and we only "fly" to Le Grand Bornand...

And where else would you want to fly to 8)

Somewhere in Switzerland :D

Come on, I can't actually fly to LGb so I will be sneeking into Geneva under the radar of course, none of those silly airport taxes here, but French side only, you know me and those horrid Swiss border guards 8)

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 10:02:01 GMT

Sion, would be so much more convenient, and much more friendly :D

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 10:09:02 GMT

bandit wrote:Sion, would be so much more convenient, and much more friendly :D

And much more expensive :D

I looked at flights to Sion recently as I think it was snow jet that was advertising flights to Sion for GBP49.... flights worked out at GBP200 plus skis per person :evil:

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 10:16:30 GMT

Ian Wickham wrote:

bandit wrote:Sion, would be so much more convenient, and much more friendly :D

And much more expensive :D

I looked at flights to Sion recently as I think it was snow jet that was advertising flights to Sion for GBP49.... flights worked out at GBP200 plus skis per person :evil:

It's important to keep the riff-raff away :D

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 10:17:57 GMT

bandit wrote:

Ian Wickham wrote:

bandit wrote:Sion, would be so much more convenient, and much more friendly :D

And much more expensive :D

I looked at flights to Sion recently as I think it was snow jet that was advertising flights to Sion for GBP49.... flights worked out at GBP200 plus skis per person :evil:

It's important to keep the riff-raff away :D

:mrgreen: Agreed, but I didn't want them to keep me away :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 11:53:51 GMT

Ian Wickham wrote:

It's important to keep the riff-raff away :D

:mrgreen: Agreed, but I didn't want them to keep me away :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

A quick phone call can sometimes do the trick....

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 12:37:16 GMT

Any reason why we all have a pop at Wickers at the moment?

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 12:45:28 GMT

It must be winter soon... surely!

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 12:51:39 GMT

Joaquin Guzman Loera wrote:It must be winter soon... surely!

As you should be aware winter starts November Ist....... and are you comming down for the ski show Joaquin 8)

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 12:57:22 GMT

if you fly from stanstead and have 20kg luggage allowance I'm in :mrgreen:

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 13:09:58 GMT

Ian Wickham wrote:

Joaquin Guzman Loera wrote:It must be winter soon... surely!

As you should be aware winter starts November Ist....... and are you comming down for the ski show Joaquin 8)

I have drugs to be running ;)

caron-a wrote:if you fly from stanstead and have 20kg luggage allowance I'm in :mrgreen:

I won't fly if my Glasgow flight has to go via Stanstead. Definitely not if I have to change planes :shock:

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 13:18:55 GMT

Tony_H wrote:Any reason why we all have a pop at Wickers at the moment?

The thread came from Wickers not being a fan of the Ryanair business model. I'm convinced he should start his own airline, although finding a suitable airport is taking time :D

I'm not certain that anyone is having a pop though, are you reading this differently?

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 13:21:19 GMT

bandit wrote:

Tony_H wrote:Any reason why we all have a pop at Wickers at the moment?

The thread came from Wickers not being a fan of the Ryanair business model. I'm convinced he should start his own airline, although finding a suitable airport is taking time :D

I'm not certain that anyone is having a pop though, are you reading this differently?

I am hurt so badly I have been sobbing for hours..... Bandit you are such a wicked person, I'm telling my Mum :D :D

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 13:24:12 GMT

caron-a wrote:if you fly from stanstead and have 20kg luggage allowance I'm in :mrgreen:

Caron, you can have MMMmmm 30kg bagage allowance for free, no charge........I think I might apply for a job with that airline and then plot from within :twisted: :twisted:

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 13:27:46 GMT

Ian Wickham wrote:

bandit wrote:

Tony_H wrote:Any reason why we all have a pop at Wickers at the moment?

The thread came from Wickers not being a fan of the Ryanair business model. I'm convinced he should start his own airline, although finding a suitable airport is taking time :D

I'm not certain that anyone is having a pop though, are you reading this differently?

I am hurt so badly I have been sobbing for hours..... Bandit you are such a wicked person, I'm telling my Mum :D :D

When did your Mum last smack you for being a wuss? :lol:

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 20:48:00 GMT

Ian Wickham wrote:

caron-a wrote:if you fly from stanstead and have 20kg luggage allowance I'm in :mrgreen:

Caron, you can have MMMmmm 30kg bagage allowance for free, no charge........I think I might apply for a job with that airline and then plot from within :twisted: :twisted:

i think you may have hit on a cunning plan there Ian :lol:

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 20:49:13 GMT

Ian Wickham wrote:

caron-a wrote:if you fly from stanstead and have 20kg luggage allowance I'm in :mrgreen:

Caron, you can have MMMmmm 30kg bagage allowance for free, no charge........I think I might apply for a job with that airline and then plot from within :twisted: :twisted:

although I can't imagine you as a cart tart :!: :wink:

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 21:58:35 GMT

freezywater wrote:

Ian Wickham wrote:

caron-a wrote:if you fly from stanstead and have 20kg luggage allowance I'm in :mrgreen:

Caron, you can have MMMmmm 30kg bagage allowance for free, no charge........I think I might apply for a job with that airline and then plot from within :twisted: :twisted:

although I can't imagine you as a cart tart :!: :wink:

Do you think Wickers could manage to hold down two jobs at once like this Ryanair air hostess....

http://www.news.com.au/travel/story/0,28318,25209466-5014090,00.html

:lol:

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:50:29 GMT

Bandit's news quote:
The paper claims the stewardess has confessed her raunchy antics to colleagues, telling one pal: "I had this s*** a year ago with a pilot."

I don't mind sharing a jacuzzi, or even a sauna, but there are limits, one has to maintain ones standards. :twisted:

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 07:45:45 GMT

Dave Mac wrote:Bandit's news quote:
The paper claims the stewardess has confessed her raunchy antics to colleagues, telling one pal: "I had this s*** a year ago with a pilot."

I don't mind sharing a jacuzzi, or even a sauna, but there are limits, one has to maintain ones standards. :twisted:

Hmmmm subtle :thumbup: :lol: :lol:

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:27:12 GMT

bandit wrote:

freezywater wrote:

Ian Wickham wrote:

caron-a wrote:if you fly from stanstead and have 20kg luggage allowance I'm in :mrgreen:

Caron, you can have MMMmmm 30kg bagage allowance for free, no charge........I think I might apply for a job with that airline and then plot from within :twisted: :twisted:

although I can't imagine you as a cart tart :!: :wink:

Do you think Wickers could manage to hold down two jobs at once like this Ryanair air hostess....

http://www.news.com.au/travel/story/0,28318,25209466-5014090,00.html

:lol:

I could do that job..... well at least give it a good try :D

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 06:20:54 GMT

Check in

All those people flying to Austria, France and Switzerland are now going to Livigno like it or lump it.............in the summer so go home untill then :shock:

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:07:03 GMT

mfc wrote:Check in

All those people flying to Austria, France and Switzerland are now going to Livigno like it or lump it.............in the summer so go home untill then :shock:

I would not take the rif raf to where I ski, what ever next :wink:

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 21:37:19 GMT

Ian Wickham wrote:

mfc wrote:Check in

All those people flying to Austria, France and Switzerland are now going to Livigno like it or lump it.............in the summer so go home untill then :shock:

I would not take the rif raf to where I ski, what ever next :wink:

Pah. You'll be drinking in Henry's next......

.....oh

Re:Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 22:06:18 GMT

Tony_H wrote:

Ian Wickham wrote:

mfc wrote:Check in

All those people flying to Austria, France and Switzerland are now going to Livigno like it or lump it.............in the summer so go home untill then :shock:

I would not take the rif raf to where I ski, what ever next :wink:

Pah. You'll be drinking in Henry's next......

.....oh

It called Henrys but really it's the lamb inn :wink: