Premission to ski with the boys form

Sat, 10 Feb 2007 01:25:59 GMT

The following form is presented to help all you men that desire to ski with the "fellows" and then come back to a "happy" home.

I hope all skiers visiting this site and reading this document will accept this document in the spirit it was posted- that is to acknowledge that without our spouses we would be lost in that "white heaven"!

As in all movies on TV , a warning must be presented for the "tender minds",,,, such is the goal of this message. If you are not over 18, if you are not married and if you have never left your home with a small "hint" of guilt, You should NOT read this form.

Application to request to ski with boys

Name of husband/boyfriend/fiance
Date:
Location of skiing:

I request permission from the highest authority in my life, to undertake a ski holiday on_______ time of departure:_______ time arrival:_______
(I promise not to exceed time of arrival back home by more than 3 hours, unless there is more than 30 cm. of new snow on slopes)

Should permission be granted for this ski trip with, only the following are included:*
1. 4.
2. 5.
3. 6.

* All certified as adult males

I solemnly swear to driving directly to ski resort and visit only the ski center note above. I agree to refrain from all "other" activities that do not relate to skiing. I promise not to accept any lift rides with a female skier unless one of the group is with us.
I shall not speak with any females outside the ski resort , except as expressly permitted in writing below!
I will not turn off my cellular phone while in the base lounge bar and will not consume past the allotted amount stipulated below in section 2 of the document.

If however the group pressure becomes such that I "consider" to drink past my limit, I may be allowed to call for a verbal waiver on my alcohol limit.
I accept not to sing my rugby club's songs while in bar and I will refrain to discuss my first date with my wife!

I understand that even if permission is granted for this ski trip of one day ( with exception for extension due to great snowfall), my wife/ girlfriend retains the right to be "upset" with me the following week for no valid reason!

SECTION 1 Persons allowed within 1 meter radius
Group ( see above)
Ski staff
Medical staff ( if required)

SECTION 2 Amount of alcohol permitted

BEER_______ WINE_______ Liquor_________ Total :

SECTION 3 GPS tracking locations

Locations allowed to visit;
1. 2. 3.

Ski runs to use

Apres-ski sites

SECTION 4 Females with whom permitted to speak;

Location________________from (time)_______ to______

Location________________from___________ to _______

Location________________ from_________ to________

Conclusion

I acknowledge that skiing is a dangerous sport on the ski runs but also in the chalets. I accept to behave my age and not be "bullied" by the boys to do anything that may tarnish my family name. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship and I agree it is not me! I promise to respect all conditions and agreements stipulated in this document.

I understand and accept that this ski trip will cost me a fortune in flowers and chocolates. While I am away, you may use the joint credit card as you see fit !

While with the boys , I promise not to talk about your mother, the problem with your boss and finally the counseling sessions! I will not initiate any "deep' discussions about marriage, house cleaning and "male multi-tasking"!

I will refrain from waking you when I get home and I promise to take a shower before coming into bed! The "dirty ski outfits" will also be placed in washer!

I declare, to the very best of my knowledge that I have read this document and the above information is correct!

Signed husband/boyfriend/ fiance _____________________

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REQUEST IS : APPROVED_____ DENIED______

Note:
This decision is not negotiable! If approved,,,, applicant must tear and keep at all times this "approval form" in his pocket. If at any time someone asks "proof of approval" for this trip, this form must be displayed!

Permission for ski trip with boys

Date____Ski Resort______Time of Departure______ Time of Return ____

Signed:____________________

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