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Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 08:16:15 GMT

Not sure whether to laugh or cry.

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 08:39:01 GMT

Well at least you got something Snapzzz :D

If you don't like toblerone, just send it along to me :wink:

I'm very partial to a bit of toblerone :lol:

My husband and I don't bother with things like Valentines cards etc. We've been married for over 27 years and we're both still here and we continue to get on really well and have a good laugh together, which I think is what really matters in the end :D

Ally

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 08:57:16 GMT

I got chocolate hearts ....... at least somebody loves me :twisted:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 08:57:44 GMT

AllyG wrote:Well at least you got something Snapzzz :D

If you don't like toblerone, just send it along to me :wink:

I'm very partial to a bit of toblerone :lol:

My husband and I don't bother with things like Valentines cards etc. We've been married for over 27 years and we're both still here and we continue to get on really well and have a good laugh together, which I think is what really matters in the end :D

Ally

I'm with you on this Ally. I don't send flowers and the like, if i am going to do that i do it when there is a special reason in our lives rather than doing just because its the done thing on a certain day.
We do give cards though.
The toblerone was more of a joke on her part as she knows how sad i am right now, she thought the 'snow top' was a nice touch :-(

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 08:58:26 GMT

Ian Wickham wrote:I got chocolate hearts ....... at least somebody loves me :twisted:

Who were they from though? Brian from down the pub? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:00:59 GMT

Snapzzz wrote:

AllyG wrote:Well at least you got something Snapzzz :D

If you don't like toblerone, just send it along to me :wink:

I'm very partial to a bit of toblerone :lol:

My husband and I don't bother with things like Valentines cards etc. We've been married for over 27 years and we're both still here and we continue to get on really well and have a good laugh together, which I think is what really matters in the end :D

Ally

I'm with you on this Ally. I don't send flowers and the like, if i am going to do that i do it when there is a special reason in our lives rather than doing just because its the done thing on a certain day.
We do give cards though.
The toblerone was more of a joke on her part as she knows how sad i am right now, she thought the 'snow top' was a nice touch :-(

What a couple of miserable old sods ....... do something different for a change and buy a red rose

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:01:39 GMT

Snapzzz wrote:

Ian Wickham wrote:I got chocolate hearts ....... at least somebody loves me :twisted:

Who were they from though? Brian from down the pub? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Don't knock it till you've tried it :wink:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:11:32 GMT

Ian Wickham wrote:

What a couple of miserable old sods ....... do something different for a change and buy a red rose

My husband and I are both really mean. If we bought flowers and cards for each other he'd be annoyed because he'd be thinking it was money wasted that could have gone on his new tractor fund and I'd be thinking the money could have gone towards my next ski holiday :lol:

I do know what he does like on Valentine's though, and fortunately it doesn't cost anything ... :wink:

Ally

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:12:28 GMT

AllyG wrote:

Ian Wickham wrote:

What a couple of miserable old sods ....... do something different for a change and buy a red rose

My husband and I are both really mean. If we bought flowers and cards for each other he'd be annoyed because he'd be thinking it was money wasted that could have gone on his new tractor fund and I'd be thinking the money could have gone towards my next ski holiday :lol:

I do know what he does like on Valentine's though, and fortunately it doesn't cost anything ... :wink:

Ally

Tractor fund? :shock:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:15:13 GMT

Snapzzz wrote:

AllyG wrote:

Ian Wickham wrote:

What a couple of miserable old sods ....... do something different for a change and buy a red rose

My husband and I are both really mean. If we bought flowers and cards for each other he'd be annoyed because he'd be thinking it was money wasted that could have gone on his new tractor fund and I'd be thinking the money could have gone towards my next ski holiday :lol:

I do know what he does like on Valentine's though, and fortunately it doesn't cost anything ... :wink:

Ally

Tractor fund? :shock:

Don't Ask ...It's a Welsh thing :wink:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:54:53 GMT

AllyG wrote:
I do know what he does like on Valentine's though, and fortunately it doesn't cost anything ... :wink:

Ally

Tractor brochures?
Visit the John Deere showroom??
:roll:

[edit - and this is what happens when you start from the beginning on a new thread and reply before reading the end .....]

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:59:05 GMT

I got absolutely nothing - well, I lie .... :mrgreen:
I got a text!!

All of which is perfect because I provided card and red roses (as you do - not original but .....)

And then I get so many guilt trips from OH and the brownie points just add up - result
:thumbup:

So will probably get away with the Hestra gloves that should be arriving :mrgreen:
If she finds out that is.

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:51:32 GMT

I got a card and chocs.

He got a card and a bottle of Straeger.

And.... tonite we are going out for a posh meal.

Romance is not dead...

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:53:58 GMT

I'd not realised it was Valentine's Day until I logged on to j2ski...that's how romantic I am...

Saying that, I'd forget my own birthday.

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:06:59 GMT

bedrock barney wrote:I'd not realised it was Valentine's Day until I logged on to j2ski...that's how romantic I am...

Saying that, I'd forget my own birthday.

Is there an OH, significant other, [or other name of choice to suit] ???

Or can't you remember :mrgreen:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:17:41 GMT

I've been with/married to my significant better other half for 22 years now. We seem to getting on fine!!

She's been out and about this morning and has just come back - maybe I'd better go and see if she's bought me a snow covered chocolate confectionary product :D

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:39:19 GMT

Got my OH Kindle book vouchers...so she can have something to read when I leave her behind to go skiing on my own soon.

Amaze myself sometimes being so thoughtful. :D

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:51:07 GMT

smartski wrote:Got my OH Kindle book vouchers...so she can have something to read when I leave her behind to go skiing on my own soon.

Amaze myself sometimes being so thoughtful. :D

My Husband suggested something similar to me once...

He changed his mind when I suggested we would have moved by the time he got back.

Go skiing without moi, I don't think so!!! :!:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 12:19:21 GMT

Being a romantic, I decided to treat my wife to a lovely new bag.....

.....for the hoover.

Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 12:40:51 GMT

Snapzzz wrote:Not sure whether to laugh or cry.

Lucky you, this is what I got.....

:cry:

Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:39:22 GMT

Salski wrote:

Snapzzz wrote:Not sure whether to laugh or cry.

Lucky you, this is what I got.....

:cry:

I got a sheet of paper! :roll:

Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 18:49:21 GMT

Salski wrote:

Snapzzz wrote:Not sure whether to laugh or cry.

Lucky you, this is what I got.....

:cry:

Odd that, I got exactly the same :cry:

First time in about 7 years

Thought I could get away from that Valentine rubbish by coming here...

Snapzzz disappointed me :twisted:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 20:16:07 GMT

I got a card from Mr Nelly, and all the girls at work got a goodie bag with chocolates, candles and stickers that looked suspiciously like vajazzles.

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 20:22:47 GMT

NellyPS wrote: looked suspiciously like vajazzles.

Think I need to Google that - I have heard of Frazzles, is it similar?

As this is a family forum I wont tell you what I found. but www.urbandictionary.com tells all :shock:

How do you know what they look like? :roll:

I am blushing now :oops:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 20:37:31 GMT

Iceman wrote:

NellyPS wrote: looked suspiciously like vajazzles.

How do you know what they look like? :roll:

I am blushing now :oops:

well you live and learn ........

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 20:42:27 GMT

I was spoilt as usual. Flowers, chocs, pink champagne which at this moment has gone straight to my head and a heart shaped pandora bead.

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 20:46:08 GMT

RoseR wrote:I was spoilt as usual. Flowers, chocs, pink champagne which at this moment has gone straight to my head and a heart shaped pandora bead.

after vajazzzzzzzles I'm not asking :oops:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 20:47:41 GMT

:thumbup: good choice ;)

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 20:55:03 GMT

OldAndy wrote:

RoseR wrote:I was spoilt as usual. Flowers, chocs, pink champagne which at this moment has gone straight to my head and a heart shaped pandora bead.

after vajazzzzzzzles I'm not asking :oops:

:) :)

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:08:30 GMT

Mmmmm no card no present but I have just opened a bottle of Fizz ... she is not so grumpy now :wink:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:33:10 GMT

No card, No present, just me and my ApplePie :)

Just read that, it sounds wrong, like American Pie :roll:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:07:26 GMT

Iceman wrote:No card, No present, just me and my ApplePie :)

Just read that, it sounds wrong, like American Pie :roll:

Icy no mates :D

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:08:41 GMT

No Mrs icy you mean??

Depressed now

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:12:19 GMT

Iceman wrote:No Mrs icy you mean??

Depressed now

Icy. Now pull your self together ..... you don't need Mrs Icy you need skiing :thumbup:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:13:50 GMT

I'd swap my wife for a ski trip

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:18:06 GMT

Snapzzz wrote:I'd swap my wife for a ski trip

I'd miss Mrs W, I enjoy skiing with the old girl 8)

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:18:29 GMT

U are right chaps. Isn't that prostitution snapzzz?

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:20:29 GMT

Iceman wrote:U are right chaps. Isn't that prostitution snapzzz?

Prositution is a bit harsh ... I think a bit more like wheeler dealing 8)

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:21:08 GMT

Iceman - why don't you book one of those singles ski holidays and you could have a great time ski-ing AND keep a look-out for the next Mrs Iceman at the same time :D

And if you're feeling really sad I could always pm you some of the Romance thread jokes - I've managed to remember about 100 of them - and maybe some of those would make you laugh and cheer you up.

Or, maybe Snapzzz could share some of his toblerone with you?

Ally

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:22:31 GMT

AllyG wrote:Iceman - why don't you book one of those singles ski holidays and you could have a great time ski-ing AND keep a look-out for the next Mrs Iceman at the same time :D

And if you're feeling really sad I could always pm you some of the Romance thread jokes - I've managed to remember about 100 of them - and maybe some of those would make you laugh and cheer you up.

Or, maybe Snapzzz could share some of his toblerone with you?

Ally

Ally ,he has just got rid of one Mrs Icy I don't think he needs another just yet :wink:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:25:03 GMT

But toblerone, now you are talking....

Single ski holiday has SADDO written all over it! At least they would like skiing, one up on the current model ;)

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:25:50 GMT

Iceman wrote:But toblerone, now you are talking....

Single ski holiday has SADDO written all over it! At least they would like skiing, one up on the current model ;)

Or top single totty :wink:

And by the way don't worry about the saddo bit ... I think you will fit in just fine :wink:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:26:29 GMT

Ian Wickham wrote:Ally ,he has just got rid of one Mrs Icy I don't think he needs another just yet :wink:

Well, he wouldn't have to actually pick one. If Iceman is anything like the other men I know he could get a lot of fun JUST looking, don't you know :wink:

Ally

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:28:12 GMT

AllyG wrote:

Ian Wickham wrote:Ally ,he has just got rid of one Mrs Icy I don't think he needs another just yet :wink:

Well, he wouldn't have to actually pick one. If Iceman is anything like the other men I know he could get a lot of fun JUST looking, don't you know :wink:

Ally

Ally no fun in just looking .... It is a bit like trying before you buy :D

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:29:39 GMT

Maybe chemmy will be there?

Looking might be enough, I work in marketing so I haves great creative mind and imagination

And wickers, you know me so well...

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:30:50 GMT

Ian Wickham wrote:

AllyG wrote:

Well, he wouldn't have to actually pick one. If Iceman is anything like the other men I know he could get a lot of fun JUST looking, don't you know :wink:

Ally

Ally no fun in just looking .... It is a bit like trying before you buy :D

I know that Ian, that's why I said JUST and did the wink? :lol:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:30:56 GMT

Excuse me, I am here you know :(

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:32:35 GMT

Iceman you should do what I did when Mr Dipstick got rid of me. I completely changed my looks, my outlook, my job and went and got a much younger model. Best thing I ever did, dont rule it out get on that singles ski holiday.

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:35:20 GMT

Hmmm, still got that week booked off at work I was meant to take off when my mate let me down in meeting wickers for a date with the moose.

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:41:53 GMT

Iceman wrote:Hmmm, still got that week booked off at work I was meant to take off when my mate let me down in meeting wickers for a date with the moose.

Iceman - Just leave everything to me, Ian, and Rose. Once we've sorted it we'll let you know where you're going :wink:

Just make sure you're looking your best and don't forget to bring your skis :D

Oh - and I think I've solved the mystery of why my smilies don't work sometimes. It happens everytime I quote you. You must be using that odd mobile J2Ski and it's affecting me as well :shock:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:45:14 GMT

Yep, when the laptop gets turned off the phone comes out. Hence the comment in my Sig

Oh jeez, I have to buy skis now?! Women are expensive

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:53:48 GMT

Using the full site on my phone is too small. :shock:

On it now, is painful :(

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:59:14 GMT

Iceman wrote:Using the full site on my phone is too small. :shock:

On it now, is painful :(

Hey, that's better :D

Well, seeing as you are in marketing, I'm sure you could think of a way to 'package' yourself in a more attractive manner and possibly hiring your skis wouldn't matter too much :wink:

Good, I've got my smilies back :D

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 23:09:25 GMT

I have a good package already :)

There are shed loads of companies doing single ski holidays, Google just showed me

I have a worry for 2013 now, will I have anyone to go with :shock:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 23:16:57 GMT

Iceman wrote:I have a good package already :)

There are shed loads of companies doing single ski holidays, Google just showed me

I have a worry for 2013 now, will I have anyone to go with :shock:

Best of luck with finding a suitable singles ski holiday Iceman, and I hope you find someone to go with in 2013 :D

I've got to go now - it's Valentine's don't you know :wink:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 13:03:44 GMT

Is this J2skis first ever romance?

Ally G, the lorry driver from Birmingham and Iceman, the northern Monkey from, well, the north....????

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 13:40:10 GMT

Are there any eligible single ladies on this forum for Mr Icy?

Form an orderly queue.

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Wed, 15 Feb 2012 13:51:22 GMT

NellyPS wrote:Are there any eligible single ladies on this forum for Mr Icy?

Form an orderly queue.

I'm sure there is possible a few boys :wink:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 14:30:17 GMT

NellyPS wrote:Are there any eligible single ladies on this forum for Mr Icy?

Form an orderly queue.

for the door ????
:roll:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 18:18:38 GMT

NellyPS wrote:Are there any eligible single ladies on this forum for Mr Icy?

Form an orderly queue.

That was posted almost 5 hours ago and no replies :cry:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 18:39:13 GMT

My good friend Simone (formally known as Simon) would like your number.....

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 18:56:01 GMT

:lol:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 19:56:27 GMT

Iceman wrote:

NellyPS wrote:Are there any eligible single ladies on this forum for Mr Icy?

Form an orderly queue.

That was posted almost 5 hours ago and no replies :cry:

Give it time, maybe you should start a new thread 'Iceman seeks Snow-woman for fun in the snow'. Or something.

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 19:58:55 GMT

NellyPS wrote:

Iceman wrote:

NellyPS wrote:Are there any eligible single ladies on this forum for Mr Icy?

Form an orderly queue.

That was posted almost 5 hours ago and no replies :cry:

Give it time, maybe you should start a new thread 'Iceman seeks Snow-woman for fun in the snow'. Or something.

Dont tempt me ;) :roll:

Think my avatar would make any be attracted :roll:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 19:59:32 GMT

NellyPS wrote:
Give it time, maybe you should start a new thread 'Iceman seeks Snow-woman for fun in the snow'. Or something.

Excellent idea :thumbup:
We can all comment on our personal experience and knowledge and suitability of Mr Iceman.
:mrgreen:

That'll soon get him sorted ......
one way or the other!

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 20:00:52 GMT

Yeah, if we are lucky Google will find it and when someone types in:

"good looking northern monkey who skis" I will come up :mrgreen:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 20:01:59 GMT

Iceman wrote:Yeah, if we are lucky Google will find it and when someone types in:

"good looking northern monkey who skis" I will come up :mrgreen:

Google isn't quite that random now - much better algorithms to avoid spurious results on searches.

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 20:06:28 GMT

Are you saying I am spurious??

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 20:29:43 GMT

Iceman wrote:Are you saying I am spurious??

I think it's the oxymoron really ....

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 20:37:23 GMT

Made a poster for the ski resorts and round here where I live....should help finding Mrs Icewoman

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Wed, 15 Feb 2012 21:06:07 GMT

OldAndy wrote:

Iceman wrote:Yeah, if we are lucky Google will find it and when someone types in:

"good looking northern monkey who skis" I will come up :mrgreen:

Google isn't quite that random now - much better algorithms to avoid spurious results on searches.

I just googled it and it was top of the list :shock:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 21:16:03 GMT

I don't specialise in Digital Marketing for nothing ;) :mrgreen:

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 21:23:20 GMT

Iceman wrote:

NellyPS wrote:Are there any eligible single ladies on this forum for Mr Icy?

Form an orderly queue.

That was posted almost 5 hours ago and no replies :cry:

Maybe the eligible single ladies had been watching that video of the guy who was so drunk he couldn't get his skis on and kept falling flat on his face in the snow :lol:

Was that really you Iceman? As a tea-totaller I was really shocked :shock:

How did you get on finding a suitable singles ski holiday?

Ally

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 21:34:27 GMT

AllyG wrote:Was that really you Iceman? As a tea-totaller I was really shocked :shock:

How did you get on finding a suitable singles ski holiday?

Ally

Nah wasnt me, but was a very good impression of me :) I did it in the dark, it was almost impossible with all the moguls at the end of the day :)

Think I am going to focus my efforts on getting rid of the last Mrs Ice, and as RoseR mentioned take a total change and find a snow loving person so we can make sweet ice together ;)

Re:Happy valentines day, this is what i got.......

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 21:45:03 GMT

Well I'm glad it wasn't you Iceman in that video :D

I was thinking it would make a good ad for one of those don't drink and ski campaigns!

And best of luck with getting rid of the last Mrs Iceman and starting again and finding a new, and better, one.

Ally