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Ideas please

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 15:24:56 GMT

Being the nuttynutnut that I am, I am a little undecided as to what fancydress I should wear on the last Fridays skiing this time round in niederau.

A load of us going out there and its a kinda tradition that should be upheld.

Any ideas and no I wont do the borat mankini.

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Mon, 21 Nov 2011 15:43:54 GMT

To keep the suitcase weight down, how about taking a load of feathers and going as Eddie the Eagle.

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Mon, 21 Nov 2011 16:05:40 GMT

jastem wrote:To keep the suitcase weight down,

Vital - Borat mankini ??
:mrgreen:

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Mon, 21 Nov 2011 16:22:57 GMT

To keep the luggage weight down how about something inflatable i.e.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/inflatable-sumo-costume.html?utm_source=froogle&utm_medium=free&utm_term=Inflatable+Sumo+Suits+-+Sumo+Fancy+Dress&tc=FR-fun017&gclid=CPLT-6-RyKwCFUQe4QoduHhnrg

or

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/inflatable-cowboy-fancy-dress-costume.html?utm_source=froogle&utm_medium=free&utm_term=Inflatable+Cowboy+Fancy+Dress+Costume+&tc=FR-fun106she&gclid=CL6XycGRyKwCFUdB4QodjWuHpw

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Mon, 21 Nov 2011 16:26:08 GMT

snowb4ndit wrote:To keep the luggage weight down how about something inflatable i.e.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/inflatable-sumo-costume.html?utm_source=froogle&utm_medium=free&utm_term=Inflatable+Sumo+Suits+-+Sumo+Fancy+Dress&tc=FR-fun017&gclid=CPLT-6-RyKwCFUQe4QoduHhnrg

or

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/inflatable-cowboy-fancy-dress-costume.html?utm_source=froogle&utm_medium=free&utm_term=Inflatable+Cowboy+Fancy+Dress+Costume+&tc=FR-fun106she&gclid=CL6XycGRyKwCFUdB4QodjWuHpw

Am loving the cowboy one. I think it could well freak people out!!

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Mon, 21 Nov 2011 16:31:43 GMT

:D

And I'm loving the rodeo one..

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/inflatable-costume-rodeo-bull.html

This may be a "tradition" I have to try this year :twisted:

Edit. Hmm, mind you, the cowboy one is going to be a darn site easier on the chairlifts :shock:

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Mon, 21 Nov 2011 16:37:31 GMT

Far Queue wrote: :D

And I'm loving the rodeo one..

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/inflatable-costume-rodeo-bull.html

This may be a "tradition" I have to try this year :twisted:

I started it up a couple of years ago whilst on an apres ski in Niederau.
I drank far too much and so did another person.
I went down the slalom in a 1980 slalom suit and she did it in a swimsuit (over her ski gear ofcourse.)

I highly recommend it and you will be the talk of the resort for sometime after believe me!!

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Mon, 21 Nov 2011 16:38:44 GMT

Just found these.. :shock:

http://www.morphsuits.co.uk/?extra=1

Also, you could wear a wetsuit and goggles etc and be a diver. Wetsuit should keep you warm.

How about this for the g/f?

http://compare.ebay.co.uk/like/330631271671?var=lv<yp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar

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Mon, 21 Nov 2011 16:57:50 GMT

I dont go with the wife because she wont go on anythingg other than blues, greens or nursery slopes.
I took her to a small red run in Flaine once and she too scared so I pushed her down it, hoping that she learn quickly.
My theory of sink or swim went a bit sideways but should have seen her go flying over the moguls backwards.
I wet my pants in laughter and only regretted not having a camcorder on me.

She see's the funny side now, thank god!!

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Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:14:24 GMT

nuttynutnut wrote:

Far Queue wrote: :D

And I'm loving the rodeo one..

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/inflatable-costume-rodeo-bull.html

This may be a "tradition" I have to try this year :twisted:

I started it up a couple of years ago whilst on an apres ski in Niederau.
I drank far too much and so did another person.
I went down the slalom in a 1980 slalom suit and she did it in a swimsuit (over her ski gear ofcourse.)

I highly recommend it and you will be the talk of the resort for sometime after believe me!!

I saw a group of lads last year in Morph suits it was very funny!

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Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:36:14 GMT

snowb4ndit wrote:

I saw a group of lads last year in Morph suits it was very funny!

My son and his mates skied in morphsuits!
I didn't see it unfortunately (school trip)
They couldn't see very well - much to the amusement of others.
:lol:

Re:Ideas please

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:36:46 GMT

Go as the 118 men. V easy to pack and all u need are your numbers :-)

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Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:43:28 GMT

nuttynutnut wrote:I went down the slalom in a 1980 slalom suit and she did it in a swimsuit (over her ski gear ofcourse.)

I've done swimming shorts :mrgreen:
No ski gear - just socks and glasses (and boots and skis and poles of course!) as did some girls (in girl appropriate swim wear - not just shorts!)
Also ....
Full Father Christmas rig - including big sac.
Covered in flashing fairy lights - powered by a battery in a ruck sac.
Dinner jacket and bow tie ....
(in the company of a couple of girls braving the snow in cocktail dresses)

Aaaaah - the joys of alternative sanity :thumbup:

Re:Ideas please

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 18:11:07 GMT

I can let you have one of my dresses 8)

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Mon, 21 Nov 2011 19:39:26 GMT

check out my Tweety pie avatar :)
Neiderau last feb. 5 of the 6 days.

I've skied in minus 18 in canada in this...toasty
I got it from a fancy dress hire shop and it all fits into the head.
It shall be coming with me this season too

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Mon, 21 Nov 2011 19:41:21 GMT

moogy wrote:check out my Tweety pie avatar :)
Neiderau last feb. 5 of the 6 days.

I've skied in minus 18 in canada in this...toasty
I got it from a fancy dress hire shop and it all fits into the head.
It shall be coming with me this season too

Sorry Moogy my old mince pies are not what they used to be, can you post it as a picture on the thread cheers mate 8)

Re:Ideas please

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 19:43:25 GMT

Does he have to take his head off and roll it all in? That must be kinda painful1

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Mon, 21 Nov 2011 20:46:31 GMT

nuttynutnut wrote:I took her to a small red run in Flaine once and she too scared so I pushed her down it, hoping that she learn quickly.
My theory of sink or swim went a bit sideways but should have seen her go flying over the moguls backwards.
I wet my pants in laughter

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Do you, perhaps, mean that the wife won't go with you?!

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Tue, 22 Nov 2011 07:09:03 GMT

nuttynutnut wrote:I dont go with the wife because she wont go on anythingg other than blues, greens or nursery slopes.
I took her to a small red run in Flaine once and she too scared so I pushed her down it, hoping that she learn quickly.
My theory of sink or swim went a bit sideways but should have seen her go flying over the moguls backwards.
I wet my pants in laughter and only regretted not having a camcorder on me.

She see's the funny side now, thank god!!

She sounds very much like my friends GF. Has a panic attack at the foot of the lift in case the run is any steeper than 5 degrees. Its all in the mind.

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Tue, 22 Nov 2011 18:47:25 GMT

You could try this nutty idea:

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Tue, 22 Nov 2011 18:48:48 GMT

Jake the peg.........

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Wed, 23 Nov 2011 12:40:38 GMT

Its been a couple of years since that was last brought out. I do believe I offended Dave massively for suggesting that was a fake photograph and that the man in it did not in fact have 3 legs :shock:

Ideas please

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 06:01:05 GMT

nuttynutnut wrote:Being the nuttynutnut that I am, I am a little undecided as to what fancydress I should wear on the last Fridays skiing this time round in niederau.

A load of us going out there and its a kinda tradition that should be upheld.

Any ideas and no I wont do the borat mankini.

When will you be there?

I will keep a sharp look out for you guys on the friday when i'm there :)

Re:Ideas please

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 06:44:54 GMT

7 Jan

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Fri, 16 Dec 2011 20:23:47 GMT

Dave Mac wrote:You could try this nutty idea:

The photograph is not a fake. I took it myself with my very own brownie 127.

It is JUST possible that one of the legs may NOT be real, but I am not in a position to make a judgement. The guy skied down the nursery slope, anyway. I just passed it off as being connected with too much local inbreeding.....

Incidentally, I was not the least offended, slightly annoyed that a good joke thread was wrecked. However, I did object to being libelled ~ quickly all sorted, and the libel was removed.

Now desperately searching the files for a picture of my OH in Fasching gear. She scared the sh*t out of the Hausfrau's young daughter.

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Fri, 16 Dec 2011 21:28:50 GMT

Dave Mac wrote:

Dave Mac wrote:You could try this nutty idea:

The photograph is not a fake. I took it myself with my very own brownie 127.

It is JUST possible that one of the legs may NOT be real, but I am not in a position to make a judgement. The guy skied down the nursery slope, anyway. I just passed it off as being connected with too much local inbreeding.....

Incidentally, I was not the least offended, slightly annoyed that a good joke thread was wrecked. However, I did object to being libelled ~ quickly all sorted, and the libel was removed.

Now desperately searching the files for a picture of my OH in Fasching gear. She scared the sh*t out of the Hausfrau's young daughter.

So let me get this right there are three legged people living in "N" :shock:

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Fri, 16 Dec 2011 21:49:50 GMT

The camera doesn't lie, Ian. :D

But, I cannot vouchsafe for his residential qualifications. I should have thought:
PLACE OF BIRTH:
- Directly behind the cow byre.

Yes. That would do it.

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Fri, 16 Dec 2011 21:53:39 GMT

Dave Mac wrote:The camera doesn't lie, Ian. :D

But, I cannot vouchsafe for his residential qualifications. I should have thought:
PLACE OF BIRTH:
- Directly behind the cow byre.

Yes. That would do it.

I bet the ski hire shop rub their hands together when they see the tripod comming :wink:

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Fri, 16 Dec 2011 21:59:18 GMT

This is NOT a laughing matter. The guy is obviously a keen skier. But if you think we call it a problem getting sallos delivered to the right house,spare a thought for this fine up-up-up-standing member of the ski community.

There is no trouser shop in Worgl that can accomodate his needs.
Don't even mention Y-fronts.
Does he dress to the right or the left? No one knows, not least the man himself.
What price a pair, no, thats not right, a prile, of ski boots. Where is CEM when you need him?
If he wanted to cut his toe nails, he would have to put a date in his diary.

There must be other ways he would be affected.

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Sat, 17 Dec 2011 00:04:08 GMT

nuttynutnut wrote:7 Jan

what did you decide on for your friday outfit? just so i know what to look for :)

keep your eyes open for a 6ft canary...it might be me :mrgreen:

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Sat, 17 Dec 2011 12:55:12 GMT

Dave Mac wrote:

Dave Mac wrote:You could try this nutty idea:

The photograph is not a fake. I took it myself with my very own brownie 127.

It is JUST possible that one of the legs may NOT be real, but I am not in a position to make a judgement.

I am. It cannot be real

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Sat, 17 Dec 2011 13:56:45 GMT

moogy wrote:

nuttynutnut wrote:7 Jan

what did you decide on for your friday outfit? just so i know what to look for :)

keep your eyes open for a 6ft canary...it might be me :mrgreen:

So that will be Friday 13th in Gunthers bar? I may be disguised as a skier. :wink: