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Sin # 6 ( sorry Trencher had to add)

Sin # 6 ( sorry Trencher had to add)

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Started by Pavelski in Ski Technique

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Pavelski posted Nov-2006

In my haste to list skiing sins I forgot the most silly, no dumb skiing sin I have ever witnessed!
We will classify this one sin six !

Some ski resorts have the old fashion bubble 4 skier egg type ski lift! You know the ones that are just big enough to hold 4 smallish skiers.

Great skiing day, warm, sun and few skiers!
We get on ( my best friend) with two adolescents! After a bried discussion about the great snow and runs, one of the ados takes out a bag and begins to roll a joint of weed!
Trying to impressing us by telling us about this genetic modified weed he is growing just a few kilometers from center and how his parents had no idea where he got the money to buy his fancy skis, fuit and etc...

Just as he was about to light his joint , I casually ask my friend ( who had very long hair, coke spoon around neck and stud on ear), "Louis how was that last bust you did at the rock concert?"
You see Louis was an undercover federal agent, besides being a ski fanatic!

Silence in cabin! The match was lit but burning ever so slowly about 2 cm. from joint!
Louis looking straight into the ados eyes softly says, "Pav it was a great cocain bust"!

I could see the match burning skin! Not a sound! With a flick of the wrist the match was thrown out, but the joint was still just barely held on the lips!

It was the moment of truth! I could see the young lad's mind racing thinking what to do!
Louis then started to casually discuss the results of the bust and all the paper work!
When he said, "well I am on holiday today but tommorrow I'll be back, so where did you say you live?"
The relief was so evident!

Sin 6 is to smoke while skiing! Worst is to smoke inside a lift! The very worst is to smoke inside a lift with an undercover police officer!
Not cool!
Someone should tell the lads about the 60's!

We forgave him ( due to his youth) for the day!