Im in love

Tony_H wrote:

mfc wrote:

Tony_H wrote:Oooh, I do detect that some people are not totally happy in their relationship with their skis....

I must say i to feel a hint of people unhappy that WE HAVE NEW SKIS and they dont!

Its deeper routed than just a jealousy of something new. It stems from previous unhappy experiences usually, which leads the owners to feel a degree of contempt towards their skis, often reflected in a lack of care and understanding in their relationship. Baulking at putting skis into your bed is a sure sign of this breakdown in their relationships. I wouldnt be surprised if some of them havent even had their skis serviced after last years trip - that really is when its all over and time to move on.

I also find many people take one look at your (our) more attractive younger models and wish they too had something a little more cute or pretty. There is nothing worse than skiing around and seeing someone with skis you prefer to your own, and subsequently that spark between you and your skis has gone, the fire is out, and its never going to be the same again. You can wax them to your hearts content, but you are never going to quite feel the same again.

Oh well, you and I MFC will have a lovely romantic time on our respective trips this season with our babies. I just feel sorry for those who have fallen out of love with theirs, it must be a horrible empty feeling......

Stewart Dowling wrote:Maybe you and MFC should get a room together?

Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, 54, whose surname means Berlin Wall in German, wed the concrete structure in 1979 after being diagnosed with a condition called Objectum-Sexuality.

Mrs Berliner-Mauer, whose fetish is said to have its roots in childhood, claimed she fell in love with the structure when she first saw it on television when she was seven.

She began collecting "his" pictures and saving up for visits. On her sixth trip in 1979 they tied the knot before a handful of guests.

While she remains a virgin with humans, she insists she has a full, loving relationship with the wall.

Mrs Berliner-Mauer, who lives in Liden, northern Sweden, said: "I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy.

"The Great Wall of China's attractive, but he's too thick – my husband is sexier."

While the rest of mankind rejoiced when the Wall, erected by the Soviets in 1961 to halt an exodus from East to West Berlin, was largely torn down in 1989, its "wife" was horrified.

She's never been back and now keeps models depicting "his" former glory.

She said: "What they did was awful. They mutilated my husband."

She is said to have shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence.

Objectum-Sexual or objectophilia is feelings of love, attraction, arousal, and commitment for a particular object.

The mere thought of a relationship with an actual human being seems ludicrous.

tino_11 wrote:I had to Google that, and Jeeeeeeeeeeeez, she's frutier than Dundee Cake :shock:

Mrs Berliner-Mauer, who lives in Liden, northern Sweden, said: "I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy.

Objectum-Sexual or objectophilia is feelings of love, attraction, arousal, and commitment for a particular object.