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I have been on more than Ryan "We'll Pull the Fillings Out of Your Teeth as You Sleep" Air. I have often not had any money on me - as I was using cards.
If I am forced to use them again and they bring this preposterous idea to fruition I will take an empty bottle with me and leave a filled bottle when I disembark. Whether I put the lid on id dependant on my mood that day.
I wonder if the little sheet on the head rest is a good device for wiping one's @r&e? If so I may also bring a shoe box.
I just noticed Iceman's sick bag idea. Would it be wrong to put it back in the magazine holder on the back of the chair after you have finished twoing?
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Started by Pablo Escobar in Ski Chatter 27-Feb-2009 - 19 Replies
Pablo Escobar posted Feb-2009
Brucie
reply to 'Ryanair at it again...' posted Feb-2009
Brilliant. Have they considered a charge for oxygen?
"Better to remain reticent and have people think one is an idiot, than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt"
Tony_H
reply to 'Ryanair at it again...' posted Feb-2009
The man is an idiot.
"No one in history has ever got on a Ryanair plane with less than a pound"
I'd like to see him prove that.
He looks like he needs a bottle in a brown paper bag and a bench in the park.
"No one in history has ever got on a Ryanair plane with less than a pound"
I'd like to see him prove that.
He looks like he needs a bottle in a brown paper bag and a bench in the park.
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Iceman
reply to 'Ryanair at it again...' posted Feb-2009
Damn, cant see the video - bloody work firewalls!!!!
I imagine teh content though! Will they also charge for lifejackets? Probablility of you needing one is low. So lets charge people who are not prepared to take the risk - a tenner? That way they wont need to provide as many.
BAck to toilets - buy something that is less than a quid and pee in that - or is that what the sick bags are for? :lol:
I imagine teh content though! Will they also charge for lifejackets? Probablility of you needing one is low. So lets charge people who are not prepared to take the risk - a tenner? That way they wont need to provide as many.
BAck to toilets - buy something that is less than a quid and pee in that - or is that what the sick bags are for? :lol:
The Northern Monkey. Jan'23 Les Arcs
Tony_H
reply to 'Ryanair at it again...' posted Feb-2009
I seriously would bet he would think thats a fantastic ideaIceman wrote:
I imagine teh content though! Will they also charge for lifejackets? Probablility of you needing one is low. So lets charge people who are not prepared to take the risk - a tenner? That way they wont need to provide as many.
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Hirsty
reply to 'Ryanair at it again...' posted Feb-2009
Tony_H wrote:The man is an idiot.
"No one in history has ever got on a Ryanair plane with less than a pound"
I'd like to see him prove that.
He looks like he needs a bottle in a brown paper bag and a bench in the park.
I have been on more than Ryan "We'll Pull the Fillings Out of Your Teeth as You Sleep" Air. I have often not had any money on me - as I was using cards.
If I am forced to use them again and they bring this preposterous idea to fruition I will take an empty bottle with me and leave a filled bottle when I disembark. Whether I put the lid on id dependant on my mood that day.
I wonder if the little sheet on the head rest is a good device for wiping one's @r&e? If so I may also bring a shoe box.
I just noticed Iceman's sick bag idea. Would it be wrong to put it back in the magazine holder on the back of the chair after you have finished twoing?
He was a wise man who invented beer - Plato
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Iceman
reply to 'Ryanair at it again...' posted Feb-2009
The magazine holder might be a bit cruel on the person in front. Maybe give it to an airstewardess as she passes, or even leave it in the aisle as a bag for them to pick up before landing :lol:
The Northern Monkey. Jan'23 Les Arcs
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AJ
reply to 'Ryanair at it again...' posted Feb-2009
I honestly cant see them getting away with it, Serves them right if all the mums started to change little jack`s nappy where they were sat. :lol:
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AJ Adele
Topic last updated on 08-March-2009 at 10:34