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Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:02:55 GMT

Well not really a swear filter as such, how about if every time someone types Niederau it is auto-replaced with Scunthorpe? Or if they type N a palm-tree-type-smiley

Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:07:29 GMT

RossF wrote:Well not really a swear filter as such, how about if every time someone types Niederau it is auto-replaced with Scunthorpe? Or if they type N a palm-tree-type-smiley

Your gonna cause a riot now..................... not least with the people of Scunthorpe

Re:Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 04:02:38 GMT

This is actually quite amusing. More amusing then my double ear infection....*grumbles*

Re:Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 07:44:22 GMT

IceGhost wrote:This is actually quite amusing. More amusing then my double ear infection....*grumbles*

Nahhhh , thats very funny

Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 08:25:58 GMT

RossF wrote:Well not really a swear filter as such, how about if every time someone types Niederau it is auto-replaced with Scunthorpe? Or if they type N a palm-tree-type-smiley

We used to have this on an old football forum I was on. Every time someone typed Cambridge, it reverted to Scumbridge.

Not sure Scunthorpe is the right comparison word for Niederau. Maybe someone could research and find out the smallest village in the UK, and we could use that name instead.....

Re:Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:35:24 GMT

I went forth and did research,after much google and wikipediaing I found Ault Hucknall in Derbyshire lay claim to the smallest village in the UK title,however just next door in Croatia is the worlds smallest village called "Hum" thats got a certain bouquet to it and to my mind certainly fits the bill

Re:Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:50:09 GMT

micric wrote:I went forth and did research,after much google and wikipediaing I found Ault Hucknall in Derbyshire lay claim to the smallest village in the UK title,however just next door in Croatia is the worlds smallest village called "Hum" thats got a certain bouquet to it and to my mind certainly fits the bill

Ault Hucknall, Doesn't quite have the same ring and have we researched that there are two Austrians to every four Brits in the village.

Re:Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:56:55 GMT

If you are going to present ratios in the future it would be nice if you could do it in their simplest form

Re:Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:06:00 GMT

RossF wrote:If you are going to present ratios in the future it would be nice if you could do it in their simplest form

I can do that, I am quite simple

Re:Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:06:57 GMT

So for every Brit you get half an Austrian free?

Re:Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:10:49 GMT

Buy 2 Brits get an Austrian free...

We have a backstock of Bulgarians so I guess we could throw a few of those in if you wanted them.

Re:Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:10:56 GMT

If you did this for Niederau then would you not need a new for Mayrhofen ??

Just a thought .....

G

Re:Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:11:07 GMT

tino_11 wrote:So for every Brit you get half an Austrian free?

Thats ok the half a Austrian could live under the stairs, but which half would I get ?

Re:Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:28:07 GMT

Be careful pulling Austria and its population to bits cos last time they did it they all got a piece of the Spread Eagle,their national symbol,Styria,the area round Schladming,still sports a drum stick on their local flag,you might get the parsons nose in you're half!

Re:Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:30:18 GMT

'scuse me?

Are you okay?

Re:Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:33:54 GMT

micric wrote:Be careful pulling Austria and its population to bits cos last time they did it they all got a piece of the Spread Eagle,their national symbol,Styria,the area round Schladming,still sports a drum stick on their local flag,you might get the parsons nose in you're half!

I didn't quite understand that one but I think I'm getting the messier half

Re:Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:52:35 GMT

Sorry for being so diverse,and you did get a bum deal,would you prefer a left or a right side?

Re:Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:52:41 GMT

This thread has got almost as bizarre as Ross and Ise bigging up Milton Keynes yesterday...

Anyway, never mind Austrians, I thought it was Australians that came free with every beer in the Alps?

Re:Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:59:35 GMT

micric wrote:Sorry for being so diverse,and you did get a bum deal,would you prefer a left or a right side?

micric, well done I enjoyed that one, be-careful everybody, Admins watching us

Re:Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:07:32 GMT

I was waiting for Admin Man to tell us of his thoughts on free Aussies

Re:Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:09:35 GMT

What a load of wibble.

Re:Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:10:40 GMT

1. ' wibble'

The act of being so overcome with emotion that
1. The eyebrows come together and curve up at the inside.
2. The eyes become big and childlike
3. The lips and sometimes the chin shake.
Number three is what actually constitutes wibbling.

Sarah: Please come to the dance with me, Billy!
Billy: Uh...I dunno...
Sarah:...*wibbles*
Billy: Oh, Sarah! Of course I will!
Both: *luff*

Re:Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:12:33 GMT

Wibble wibble......hatstand.

Re:Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:15:16 GMT

Are we having a black adder moment over there?

Re:Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:55:18 GMT

Only when someone comes up with a cunning plan ......

Re:Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:56:12 GMT

Off with her head!

Re:Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:59:56 GMT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/blackadder/quotes/index.shtml

Re:Swear Filter

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:33:24 GMT

So until this all happens, is it OK if I keep calling it Niederau then? Please?

Otherwise, I won't know where to get off the post bus on Friday.