Skiers Sought To Ride London Gondola This Saturday

Far Queue wrote:Brooksy, did you not know that Wickers was at the dome with Jesus and Tony Blair. They were discussing how to get people across the river for the Olympics, and Jesus suggested they should walk across, and promptly walked out half way and back to demonstrate.

Tony Blair was astounded, but did not believe it was possible for others to do it, and only Jesus could walk on water. So Wickers did the same to demonstrate it really was possible.

On seeing this Tony Blair thought it must be possible and rushed out into the Thames and promptly sank and drowned.

"Oh dear!" said Jesus, turning to Wickers. "Do you think we should have told him about the stepping stones?"

"What stepping stones?" replied Wickers!

And that is why they built the Gondola for everyone else