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18 Posts 		Jibby at 21/03/2010 09:55:25
hahahahaha a bit morbid there brucie but so true!
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3805 Posts 		AllyG at 21/03/2010 10:02:08
Snapzzz wrote:If you are going try Cross Country Skiing, first start with a very small country.


I totally agree with that one Snapzzz

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27 Posts 		Badlandskid at 28/03/2010 03:24:18
Here is a link to some ski definitions that cracked me up...

http://www.ahajokes.com/gui14.html

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1479 Posts 		Snapzzz at 28/03/2010 08:37:43
badlandskid wrote:Here is a link to some ski definitions that cracked me up...

http://www.ahajokes.com/gui14.html



He he, with my fav being:

Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request for assistance made by a European skier on a U.S. mountain.
An appropriate reply: "What Zermatter?"
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[WWW] 		Ian Wickham at 28/03/2010 08:40:52
What do you call a ski instructor without a girlfriend?

Homeless !!!!!

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1479 Posts 		Snapzzz at 29/03/2010 17:47:59
Our instructor gave us this one:

Whats the difference between a Ski School Snake and a normal snake?

A normal snake has the arsehole at the rear.
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3805 Posts 		AllyG at 29/03/2010 17:54:07
Thanks very much for the jokes everyone - they're very much appreciated

I will try and remember some of them, so that next time I'm frozen with fear on a ski slope I will thaw a bit and start to ski okay again.

Ally
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