the hundred or so uses of ski poles

We already had some of those, but oh well

87. Put both poles between a gap in a rock etc, (bridging the gap) to make a seat.

60) Can't believe I am the only one who has ever used my ski pole to scratch my back - come one guys please say in ain't just me

61) Using ski pole to scratch my wifes back because my legs were too tired to allow me to get my lazy backside up off my chair and walk over and do it for her with my hand

Oops - I cocked the numbering system up there so -

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Scratch own back

89) Scratch wife's back

Next one's number 90 please ?

Doh - I'm having a nightmare today - just realised Pavelski has already said back scratching as number 82.

and I cocked it up again by somehow putting a smiley instead of number 88

So I'll replace 88 with using your ski pole to pick your nose (Yeah OK I only did it to make my little girl laugh - much to my wifes disgust and I had put a few beers away - worked though!)

At this point all female forum members are saying how disgusting I am...................Sorry Ladies it was only the once! - honestly!

90) For reenacting the Battle of Agincourt with crazed French people while on the slopes

91) Place one pole in the snow 50m away from the other pole. Ski between the two, then impress your friends by telling them you've skied "Pole to Pole"

The plan is.... there's no plan!

92) Something for slamb to collect (and possibly create sculptures from) while she waits for her ACL to heal...

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lol at Salski Skiing pole to pole - That is class

93) Wrap one in a Yorkshire pudding, pour over onion gravy & serve it as that classic English dish 'Toad in the Pole'

That reminds me - I'd better go & get dinner ready!!!

The plan is.... there's no plan!

94) I once went to Schiphol Airport!

(That's it .... no more ideas from me)

The plan is.... there's no plan!

95) Skier/Boarder on each end swinging eachother round in a circle as you fly down the slope.

96) Cracking your friends across the backs of the knees when drunk.

97) Stick down your salopets so you cant bend your knees and ski downhill like a clown.

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Never enough time in the season

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as a lance in a skiing duel

99) to pull snowboarder along as they are incapable on flats

100)as a skiing aid-like what a pole is meant for?

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