Meeting new people in chalets

felthorpe wrote:I'm from Saaaarrrfff London but I now live in Norfolk where we all drive Toyoooter Yaaaris and goo to Tescooos

I'm from Norfolk and don't drive a Toyota of any description or go to Tescos

We are very decadent here with our Waitrose deliveries. Groceries taste so much better when handed over at our doorstep by a serf.

OldAndy wrote:

felthorpe wrote:I'm from Saaaarrrfff London but I now live in Norfolk where we all drive Toyoooter Yaaaris and goo to Tescooos

I'm from Norfolk and don't drive a Toyota of any description or go to Tescos

Do you drive a traaactor?

My whole family (husband and children) were born in Norfolk, all except me I've only been here 25 years so i'm not even local yet

felthorpe wrote:

OldAndy wrote:

felthorpe wrote:I'm from Saaaarrrfff London but I now live in Norfolk where we all drive Toyoooter Yaaaris and goo to Tescooos

I'm from Norfolk and don't drive a Toyota of any description or go to Tescos

Do you drive a traaactor?

My whole family (husband and children) were born in Norfolk, all except me I've only been here 25 years so i'm not even local yet

Sounds like you're nearly there

OldAndy wrote:

felthorpe wrote:I'm from Saaaarrrfff London but I now live in Norfolk where we all drive Toyoooter Yaaaris and goo to Tescooos

I'm from Norfolk and don't drive a Toyota of any description or go to Tescos

But he does have six fingers and eats spines from baguettes.

OldAndy wrote:

felthorpe wrote:I'm from Saaaarrrfff London but I now live in Norfolk where we all drive Toyoooter Yaaaris and goo to Tescooos

I'm from Norfolk and don't drive a Toyota of any description or go to Tescos

Mrs W shops at Waitrose, a much nicer clientele than Asda

Snapzzz wrote:

OldAndy wrote:

felthorpe wrote:I'm from Saaaarrrfff London but I now live in Norfolk where we all drive Toyoooter Yaaaris and goo to Tescooos

I'm from Norfolk and don't drive a Toyota of any description or go to Tescos

But he does have six fingers and eats spines from baguettes.

I will have you know I have 10 fingers, 2 thumbs, requisite number of toes - all well formed and functioning !!

Even managed to keep them all despite chainsaw and various other moving parts in close proximity.

WTF are spines from baguettes?

OldAndy wrote:WTF are spines from baguettes?

Us northern monkeys have to rear our own animals and grow our own veg. We have a horse & cart