I never
really liked dry slopes.
Book lessons with English speaking ski schools or ski schools run by someone out of the UK/learn in North America
I don't like 1000 steps myself (if that's what it was) and would probably never give it to a class... it is a tricky one to explain. An exercise has to be effective and you have to know why you are doing it
A good instructor will try and touch all bases for all the different types of learner, I don't remember them all but it should be explained for those who listen, described for those who feel and demonstrated for those who watch.
You don't have to jump when you go over a jump, if you watch world cup racers they generally try and absorb as much of the jump as possible in order to keep the skis on the snow for the maximum amount of time.
I like the sound of the challenge, I think everyone can learn it is just finding out how you do it. Another thing that may help you is video feedback so you can see for yourself how you look when you are skiing.
You have provoked some of my biggest posts ever here, had I put this effort in to the essay I was meant to be writing I would be on to a winner.